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| #378 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #377 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #154 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1395 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1170 | Bonerdagon necklace | 7 |
| #741 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #1238 | Boss Bat britches | 9 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #912 | Drowsy Sword | 16 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #56 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 2 |
| #603 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #1354 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 17 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #38 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 5 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #27 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #366 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 11 |
| #389 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #2995 | badass belt | 15 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #240 | beer-scented teddy bear | 2 |
| #188 | bottle of Definit | 10 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #294 | fuzzy busby | 10 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #374 | fuzzy earmuffs | 4 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #985 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #461 | gold wedding ring | 9 |
| #1844 | handful of confetti | 19 |
| #482 | heart of the volcano | 14 |
| #999 | lavender candy heart | 2 |
| #102 | lemon popsicle | 1 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #281 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 5 |
| #1030 | obsidian dagger | 16 |
| #253 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #137 | resolution: be sexier | 2 |
| #128 | resolution: be smarter | 2 |
| #126 | resolution: be stronger | 2 |
| #372 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #1549 | spectre scepter | 16 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #508 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 9 |
| #146 | tiny plastic animelf | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1579 | towel | 2 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |