| #238 | Amulet of Yendor | 97 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #258 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #105 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 1 |
| #95 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 1 |
| #89 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #509 | Microplushie: Bropane | 16 |
| #477 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 6 |
| #677 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 3 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 2 |
| #507 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 12 |
| #653 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 10 |
| #431 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 2 |
| #585 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 6 |
| #441 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 25 |
| #548 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 9 |
| #510 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 13 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #211 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #152 | alien force field disruptor bean | 3 |
| #107 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #574 | broken cellular phone | 2 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #14 | can of V-11 | 11 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #749 | commemorative war stein | 2 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #3050 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #830 | iron pasta spoon | 4 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #1847 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #114 | pink candygram | 6 |
| #1807 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #40 | s'more | 2,257 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #17 | shaking skull | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #95 | spectral pickle | 250 |
| #20 | squirming Slime larva | 4 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #719 | support cummerbund | 7 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #6 | tin rations | 3 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #5 | white-label gin | 3 |
| #1463 | whoopie cushion | 7 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |