| #212 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 9 |
| #12 | Abyssal ember | 11 |
| #571 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #67 | BRAINS shorts | 20 |
| #166 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 16 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #74 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 9 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #159 | Blood Light | 27 |
| #226 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 9 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #24 | Chorale of Companionship | 3 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #141 | Ecto-Cooler | 8 |
| #61 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #85 | Fudgie Roll | 3 |
| #300 | Go-Wassail | 61 |
| #421 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 5 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #15 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 5 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #249 | Kissin' Cousins | 4 |
| #301 | Let Me Be! | 5 |
| #159 | Maxing, Relaxing | 6 |
| #125 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 20 |
| #118 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 12 |
| #173 | Nightstalker perfume | 16 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #84 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 10 |
| #139 | Silver Bullet beer | 17 |
| #128 | Summer Nights | 7 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #90 | The Cooler Out of Space | 31 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #51 | The Necbronomicon | 4 |
| #98 | Travels with Jerry | 8 |
| #85 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 142 |
| #82 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 144 |
| #76 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 163 |
| #81 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 134 |
| #323 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 39 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #815 | ammonite fossil | 3 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #65 | banana supersucker | 13 |
| #453 | bananagate | 12 |
| #42 | bananarama bangle | 2 |
| #140 | baneful bandolier | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #212 | bed of coals | 4 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #89 | big bundle of chamoix | 3 |
| 🥉 | big slimy cyst | 646 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #188 | bite-me-red lipstick | 108 |
| #60 | bitter pill | 1 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #164 | bottle of bubbles | 71 |
| #80 | bowl of fishysoisse | 10 |
| #2614 | box of sunshine | 39 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #20 | caustic slime nodule | 20 |
| #108 | chainsaw chain | 8 |
| #9 | chamoisole | 10 |
| #25 | club of corruption | 1 |
| #43 | comfy coffin | 14 |
| #78 | concentrated garbage juice | 9 |
| #142 | corncob pipe | 11 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #16 | corrupt club of corruption | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #89 | cup of infinite pencils | 14 |
| #102 | cursed scrunchie | 12 |
| #95 | deadly lampshade | 9 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #127 | drum of pomade | 11 |
| #38 | epic wad | 20 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #118 | extra-see-thru nightie | 5 |
| #62 | extremely skinny jeans | 14 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #902 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #767 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #166 | filth-encrusted futon | 5 |
| #257 | flamin' bindle | 3 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #202 | frayed rope belt | 7 |
| #118 | freezin' bindle | 5 |
| #64 | frigid air mattress | 8 |
| #618 | frigid fudgepuck | 2 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #20 | frost-rimed seal hide | 31 |
| #99 | frozen banquet | 19 |
| #22 | frozen seal spine | 8 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #398 | fudge lily | 11 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #144 | fudge spork | 2 |
| #710 | fudgecule | 504 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #151 | fudgesicle | 2 |
| #153 | funhouse mirror | 6 |
| #50 | fustulent seal grulch | 12 |
| #42 | ghost protocol | 13 |
| #265 | ghost trap | 4 |
| #135 | ghostly body paint | 38 |
| #129 | giant green gummi ingot | 2 |
| #122 | giant red gummi ingot | 2 |
| #121 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 2 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #287 | green gummi ingot | 118 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #46 | hardened slime belt | 3 |
| #32 | hardened slime hat | 5 |
| #23 | hardened slime pants | 7 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #104 | hobo nickel | 2,825 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #47 | hyperinflated seal lung | 18 |
| #164 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #24 | infernal toilet brush | 7 |
| #96 | ingot of seal-iron | 3 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #445 | jerky coins | 44 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #467 | kumquartz | 11 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #171 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #222 | lewd playing card | 11 |
| #71 | lime supersucker | 11 |
| #327 | lollipop stick | 176 |
| #92 | lucky bottlecap | 15 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #17 | mannequin leg | 8 |
| #19 | medium slimy cyst | 21 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #157 | necrotizing body spray | 59 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #664 | pack of pogs | 14 |
| #57 | pair of pearidot earrings | 2 |
| #103 | panhandle panhandling hat | 14 |
| #708 | paperclip | 26 |
| #58 | pear supersucker | 13 |
| #400 | pearidot | 14 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #84 | pog #01 (spider) | 11 |
| #121 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 9 |
| #147 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 7 |
| #103 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 10 |
| #110 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 10 |
| #175 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 6 |
| #22 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 64 |
| #67 | pog #08 (hellion) | 14 |
| #117 | pog #09 (pirate) | 10 |
| #133 | pog #10 (hobo) | 9 |
| #108 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 10 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #88 | powdered sealbone | 1 |
| #102 | press-on ribs | 69 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #285 | red gummi ingot | 118 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #68 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #26 | rusty piece of rebar | 18 |
| #17 | scrap of shadow | 22 |
| #20 | seal lube | 25 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #20 | shadowy seal eye | 6 |
| #117 | silver shotgun shell | 4 |
| #18 | sizzling seal fat | 29 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #145 | sleazy bindle | 5 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #49 | slime stack | 3 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #34 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | slime-covered shovel | 23 |
| #7 | slime-covered speargun | 2 |
| #87 | slime-soaked brain | 3 |
| #128 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 2 |
| #85 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 3 |
| #6 | slimy alveolus | 1,281 |
| #18 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1,333 |
| #14 | slimy sweetbreads | 1,832 |
| #48 | small slimy cyst | 3 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #35 | spooky bindle | 14 |
| #38 | squirming Slime larva | 1 |
| #361 | stained mattress | 3 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #45 | strawberry supersucker | 18 |
| #428 | strawberyl | 13 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed Hodgman | 3 |
| #96 | sucker bucket | 2 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #65 | sucker scaffold | 143 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #573 | superheated fudge | 3 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #142 | throwing bone | 8 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #32 | tiny slimy cyst | 109 |
| #462 | tourmalime | 11 |
| #46 | tourmalime tourniquet | 2 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #16 | wad of slimy rags | 98 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #106 | whisker pencil | 81 |
| #343 | wind-up meatcar | 34 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #279 | yellow gummi ingot | 118 |