| 🥈 | Agitated Turkey | 188 |
| 🥇 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 73 |
| 🥇 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 27 |
| 🥇 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 21 |
| 🥇 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 18 |
| 🥇 | Alice's Army Foil Dervish | 8 |
| 🥈 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 61 |
| 🥇 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 60 |
| 🥇 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 20 |
| 🥇 | Alice's Army Foil Horseman | 24 |
| 🥇 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 28 |
| 🥈 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 60 |
| 🥈 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 5 |
| 🥇 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 36 |
| 🥇 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 64 |
| 🥇 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 55 |
| 🥇 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 47 |
| #15 | Alice's Army Foil Sniper | 1 |
| 🥇 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 74 |
| 🥇 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 59 |
| 🥇 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 51 |
| 🥈 | Cosmic Calorie | 274,080 |
| #11 | Green Clover of Justice | 73 |
| #4 | Jefferson wings | 1,226 |
| #22 | Knob Goblin visor | 4,693 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #442 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 3 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 2 |
| #487 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 4 |
| #349 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 4 |
| #180 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 11 |
| #163 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 11 |
| #574 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 3 |
| #345 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 6 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| 🥇 | Saturday Night Special | 5,512 |
| 🥉 | Yeti Protest Sign | 2 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| 🥉 | beaten-up Chucks | 333 |
| 🥇 | bindlestocking | 1,723 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #4 | lynyrd musk | 9,685 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| 🥉 | phat turquoise bracelet | 5,147 |
| 🥈 | phish stick | 3,456 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| 🥈 | rainbow crossbow | 123 |
| #24 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 55 |
| #18 | skulldozer egg | 5 |
| #279 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #8 | steel sword | 23 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #166 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 37 |
| #346 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 19 |
| #209 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 19 |
| #170 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 21 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #166 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 37 |
| #199 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 19 |
| #214 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 17 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #484 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 33 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #13 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 3 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 4 |
| #182 | tiny plastic Felonia | 21 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #143 | tiny plastic G Imp | 41 |
| #194 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 32 |
| #185 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 33 |
| #180 | tiny plastic Hellion | 33 |
| #197 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 31 |
| #161 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 23 |
| #201 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 30 |
| #212 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 28 |
| #277 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 23 |
| #229 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 28 |
| #28 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 2 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #298 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 22 |
| #186 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 32 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #187 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 33 |
| #192 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 32 |
| #187 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 21 |
| #195 | tiny plastic The Man | 19 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 21 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #241 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 27 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #323 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 12 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #190 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 33 |
| #356 | tiny plastic angry goat | 44 |
| #206 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 28 |
| #258 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 25 |
| #222 | tiny plastic astronomer | 28 |
| #320 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 46 |
| #318 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 46 |
| #275 | tiny plastic beanbat | 23 |
| #121 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 22 |
| #237 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 58 |
| #213 | tiny plastic blooper | 28 |
| #201 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 31 |
| #182 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 35 |
| #481 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 34 |
| #311 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 46 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #216 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 18 |
| #401 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 17 |
| #269 | tiny plastic demoninja | 23 |
| #164 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 21 |
| #153 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 40 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #229 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 25 |
| #203 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 30 |
| #246 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 26 |
| #186 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 32 |
| #227 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 59 |
| #302 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 47 |
| #301 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 48 |
| #212 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 29 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #170 | tiny plastic goth giant | 36 |
| #317 | tiny plastic grue | 46 |
| #178 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 33 |
| #366 | tiny plastic hermit | 11 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #423 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 37 |
| #254 | tiny plastic killer bee | 56 |
| #280 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 23 |
| #473 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 33 |
| #365 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 42 |
| #137 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 40 |
| #271 | tiny plastic mosquito | 54 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #279 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 24 |
| #184 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 18 |
| #17 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 2 |
| #327 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 47 |
| #248 | tiny plastic sauceror | 15 |
| #274 | tiny plastic scary clown | 23 |
| #378 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 11 |
| #310 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 21 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #208 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 30 |
| #166 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 36 |
| #262 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 55 |
| #227 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 27 |
| #277 | tiny plastic stab bat | 53 |
| #296 | tiny plastic star starfish | 48 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco cat | 27 |
| #231 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 26 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #262 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 15 |
| #224 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 28 |
| #386 | tiny plastic warwelf | 17 |
| #181 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 33 |
| #275 | tiny plastic zmobie | 23 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #481 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #565 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #10 | war tongs | 453 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |