| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #135 | Belt of Howling Anger | 3 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #157 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 2 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #24 | Drip harness | 1 |
| #231 | Elf Guard MPC | 26 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #154 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 2 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #157 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 2 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #459 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 3 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #444 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 2 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #153 | Sword of Dark Omens | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #28 | clingfilm tangle | 3 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #165 | crusty hula hoop | 2 |
| #683 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #233 | donated booze | 36 |
| #314 | donated candy | 19 |
| #432 | donated food | 4 |
| #20 | drippy truncheon | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #83 | memory of a CT base pair | 1 |
| #240 | memory of a G | 3 |
| #307 | memory of an A | 1 |
| #89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
| #269 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 2 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #23 | miming boots | 3 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #331 | ornate picture frame | 2 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #137 | red wagon | 3 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #68 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |