| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #270 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #205 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #78 | Hungerâ„¢ Sauce | 1 |
| #32 | Lobster qua Grill | 10 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #299 | The Cooler Out of Space | 8 |
| #152 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #40 | Vial of jus de larmes | 5 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #486 | around the world | 1 |
| #969 | bananagate | 1 |
| #45 | beautiful soup | 4 |
| #1102 | blood flower | 3 |
| #105 | bottlecap turtle | 2 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #156 | box turtle | 2 |
| #407 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #14 | card sleeve | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #22 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 2 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #2228 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #90 | furry green turtle | 4 |
| #83 | grinning turtle | 3 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #400 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #699 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #144 | missing wine | 1 |
| #19 | mutant cactus bud | 2 |
| #30 | mutant fire ant egg | 1 |
| #31 | mutant gila monster egg | 1 |
| #39 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
| #57 | padded tortoise | 4 |
| #160 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #15 | plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #15 | plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #1383 | pretty flower | 7 |
| #92 | pufferfish spine | 6 |
| #268 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #786 | ridiculous sandwich | 8 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #63 | samurai turtle | 2 |
| #1269 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #180 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #119 | skeletortoise | 2 |
| #420 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #30 | spectral jelly | 5 |
| #147 | spice melange | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #167 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #53 | tempura cauliflower | 1 |
| #326 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #72 | torquoise | 2 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1790 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #87 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #969 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #50 | walrus ice cream | 4 |
| #63 | yellow matter custard | 2 |