| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Guide to Safari | 2 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #120 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #117 | Bowl of Scorpions | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #69 | Carol of the Bulls | 2 |
| #68 | Carol of the Hells | 2 |
| #68 | Carol of the Thrills | 2 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #424 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #51 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #51 | Ellsbury's journal | 2 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #14 | Essence of Bear | 1 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #20 | Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book! | 1 |
| #168 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #455 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #17 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #5 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1,586 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #9 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 1 |
| #10 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #141 | My First Art of War | 2 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #6 | Now You're Cooking With Grease | 1 |
| #13 | Peek-a-Boo! | 1 |
| #16 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
| #13 | ROM of Optimality | 1 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #125 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #9 | Star Spawn | 67 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #13 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #57 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #53 | The Imploded World | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #124 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 1 |
| #9 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #41 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #521 | bindlestocking | 3 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #5 | boxing glove on a spring | 127 |
| #297 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #173 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 2 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #139 | day-old beer | 1 |
| #825 | demon skin | 2 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| 🥇 | exclusive club | 69 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #63 | flamin' bindle | 8 |
| #459 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #94 | glark cable | 2 |
| #64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #658 | gr8ps | 2 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #722 | lime | 4 |
| #1452 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #137 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 24 |
| #108 | magical pony: Pearjack | 22 |
| #112 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 31 |
| #155 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 17 |
| #146 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 19 |
| #149 | magical pony: Uniquity | 18 |
| #71 | manly bloomers | 1 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #941 | orange | 1 |
| #5 | philosopher's scone | 4,463 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #212 | rusty hedge trimmers | 1 |
| #79 | sleazy bindle | 7 |
| #1014 | smart skull | 1 |
| #797 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #159 | spooky bindle | 6 |
| #34 | status cymbal | 1 |
| #98 | stinkin' bindle | 6 |
| #774 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #101 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #21 | tiny bindle | 4 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #173 | topiary nugglet | 3 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |