| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #367 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 6 |
| #397 | Blood Light | 7 |
| #343 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 5 |
| #146 | Bonerdagon necklace | 61 |
| #260 | Boss Bat bling | 13 |
| #116 | Boss Bat britches | 92 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1035 | CRIMBCO mug | 8 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #20 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 392 |
| #19 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 30 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 26 |
| #37 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 15 |
| #22 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 27 |
| #21 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 31 |
| #25 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 27 |
| #19 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 412 |
| #27 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 22 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 2 |
| #21 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 400 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 96 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 21 |
| #20 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 398 |
| #18 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 27 |
| #28 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 89 |
| #19 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 387 |
| #17 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 132 |
| #21 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 383 |
| #35 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 18 |
| #481 | Crown of the Goblin King | 52 |
| #500 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 12 |
| #325 | Ecto-Cooler | 3 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #201 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 4 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #152 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 4 |
| #479 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #181 | Instant Karma | 57 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #202 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 115 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #225 | Misty Cape | 6 |
| #152 | Misty Cloak | 11 |
| #158 | Misty Robe | 13 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #335 | Silver Bullet beer | 6 |
| #19 | Source terminal | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #417 | The Cooler Out of Space | 3 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #220 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 8 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #804 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 5 |
| #646 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 7 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 7 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #389 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #292 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 13 |
| #174 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 7 |
| #591 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 4 |
| #762 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #918 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #109 | Wet Russian | 2 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #354 | badass belt | 116 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #505 | bath ball gift set | 10 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| 🥇 | clownskin harness | 2,107 |
| #119 | commemorative war stein | 704 |
| #312 | cookie cookie | 3 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #13 | detective school application | 1 |
| #17 | disconnected intergnat | 1 |
| #2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #137 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #91 | filet of The Fish | 2 |
| #270 | fistful of ashes | 10 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #261 | fuzzy busby | 12 |
| #135 | fuzzy earmuffs | 23 |
| #304 | fuzzy montera | 7 |
| #201 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #198 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #169 | gold wedding ring | 56 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #764 | guy made of bee pollen | 2 |
| #139 | high-energy mining laser | 10 |
| #198 | java cookie | 4 |
| #614 | jerky coins | 25 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #17 | makeshift cape | 19 |
| #29 | makeshift skirt | 6 |
| #74 | makeshift turban | 2 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #212 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #54 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #292 | petit fortran | 3 |
| #711 | quantum taco | 4 |
| #146 | radiation-resistant helmet | 10 |
| #719 | really dense meat stack | 8 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #137 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 10 |
| #434 | sleeping stocking | 6 |
| #412 | solid gold bowling ball | 45 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #938 | spectral pickle | 5 |
| #120 | stainless steel scarf | 18 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #370 | stainless steel skullcap | 8 |
| #267 | stainless steel slacks | 11 |
| #151 | stainless steel solitaire | 13 |
| #506 | stainless steel suspenders | 8 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #366 | sucker scaffold | 25 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #138 | towel | 66 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |