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| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #290 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
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| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
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| #153 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #467 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
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| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #235 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #122 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #969 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #938 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #1306 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #753 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #429 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #104 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #498 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1078 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #631 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #310 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #230 | bat haggis | 1 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #206 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #346 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #211 | big stick | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
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| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
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| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #625 | broken sword | 1 |
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| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
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| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #733 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #214 | catgut taco | 1 |
| #688 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
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| #766 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #539 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #138 | day-old beer | 1 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #766 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #983 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #265 | dry martini | 1 |
| #211 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
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| #493 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 21 |
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| #463 | dusty bottle of Port | 28 |
| #480 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 21 |
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| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1176 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
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| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #860 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #948 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #92 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #772 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #407 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #604 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #558 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #187 | jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #894 | lime | 1 |
| #439 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #141 | long pork chop sandwiches | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #833 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #479 | margarita | 1 |
| #437 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #899 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #131 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #141 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #617 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #985 | papaya | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #536 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #1561 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #254 | peach | 1 |
| #236 | pear | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #101 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #290 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #135 | plain old beer | 1 |
| #430 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #265 | plum | 1 |
| #213 | plum wine | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #692 | poutine | 1 |
| #208 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #145 | pr0n stir-fry | 1 |
| #202 | pr0n taco | 1 |
| #558 | ram stick | 1 |
| #138 | rat scrapple | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #856 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #209 | royal jelly taco | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #642 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #1705 | saucepan | 1 |
| #407 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #441 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #1483 | seal-clubbing club | 2 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #398 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #231 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #305 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
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| #583 | shot of orange schnapps | 2 |
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| #167 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #181 | skewered cat appendix | 1 |
| #970 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #159 | spicy mushroom quesadilla | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1574 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1042 | spooky stick | 2 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #308 | star staff | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #886 | strawberry | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #319 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #372 | strawberry wine | 2 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #527 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #806 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #347 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #219 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #3148 | toast | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #132 | tofu taco | 1 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #680 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #644 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #509 | war tongs | 1 |
| #630 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #512 | whiskey and cola | 2 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #790 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #961 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #415 | white rice | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #102 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #812 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |