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| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
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| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
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| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
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| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
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| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
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| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
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| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
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| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
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| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
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| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
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| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
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| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
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| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
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| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
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| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
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| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #309 | kickback cookbook | 2 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
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| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
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| #99 | lihc eye pie | 45 |
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| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
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| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
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| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1822 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| 🥈 | peach pie | 2,699 |
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| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #1101 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
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| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
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| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
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| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
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| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
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| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
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| #1147 | stuffed mind flayer | 45 |
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| #2710 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
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| #1265 | stuffed snowy owl | 39 |
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| #1397 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 37 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
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| #1115 | theoretical string | 5 |
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| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
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| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
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| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
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| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
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| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
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| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
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| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
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| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
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| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
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| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
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| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
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| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
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| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
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| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #721 | windchimes | 2 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |