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| #879 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #223 | Angelhair Culottes | 5 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #176 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 5 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #228 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 5 |
| #1568 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1519 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #138 | CRIMBCO mug | 111 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1423 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #1223 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #535 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1365 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #529 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #488 | Crimbo candied pecan | 22 |
| #454 | Crimbo fudge | 24 |
| #454 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 23 |
| #1296 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #1649 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 12 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #1493 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #144 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #364 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 9 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #405 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 30 |
| #584 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #3276 | badass belt | 13 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #935 | black plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #917 | blue striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #893 | bone chips | 2 |
| #2729 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #6713 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #529 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #364 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #1926 | duct tape | 3 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1935 | easter egg balloon | 11 |
| #127 | festive sausage | 21 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #158 | freezin' bindle | 4 |
| #808 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #323 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #143 | holiday cheese log | 17 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #179 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #126 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #466 | macaroni duck | 5 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1266 | obsidian dagger | 12 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #794 | paperclip | 15 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #48 | precious piercing post | 8 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2195 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1175 | sandwich of the gods | 5 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #123 | slab of sponge | 3 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #63 | slimy chest | 2 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #84 | space jam | 10 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1807 | spectre scepter | 12 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #785 | stick | 2 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #92 | stuffed caterpillar | 2 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #207 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #78 | toe jam | 10 |
| #83 | traffic jam | 10 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #1126 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1497 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #86 | water-polo mitt | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #382 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 7 |