| #956 | Cloaca grenade | 10 |
| #192 | Cloaca-Cola | 211 |
| #260 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 14 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #994 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #4248 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #882 | Dyspepsi grenade | 10 |
| #1671 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 6 |
| #356 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 9 |
| #617 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #774 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #493 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #566 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #5 | Ent cider | 15,334 |
| 🥈 | Frank Gorshin trophy | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #848 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #30 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 9,309 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1553 | badass belt | 35 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1675 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1242 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #756 | box of sunshine | 389 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #180 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 31 |
| #774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 11 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #39 | continuum transfunctioner | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #1639 | doll house | 1 |
| #1978 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #103 | empty blowgun | 25 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #322 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #32 | flashing novelty button | 11 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #3938 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #535 | green beer | 23 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #3471 | grue egg | 4 |
| #2513 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #49 | imitation nice watch | 2 |
| #1197 | jazz soap | 11 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1733 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1582 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #99 | orange glowstick | 15 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #357 | oyster basket | 11 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #358 | plastic passion fruit | 4 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2252 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #97 | puce striped oyster egg | 19 |
| #220 | questionable taco | 2 |
| #225 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #851 | red paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1840 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #421 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #2956 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #586 | string of blue beads | 21 |
| #583 | string of green beads | 21 |
| #911 | string of red beads | 13 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #891 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 11 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1246 | toast | 384 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #65 | toy soldier | 20 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #276 | white candygram | 1 |
| #1222 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #1797 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1636 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1863 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |