| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #396 | Angry Farmer candy | 254 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #496 | M-242 | 11 |
| #1019 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 12 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #162 | Wolfman Nardz | 10 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #205 | annoying pitchfork | 13 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #221 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 10 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #836 | evil googly eye | 4 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #90 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #3055 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #10 | handful of drink tickets | 130 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #912 | mafia aria | 16 |
| #549 | meat from yesterday | 2 |
| #187 | mulled cider | 10 |
| #295 | mummy costume | 23 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #228 | petrified wood | 47 |
| #814 | pile of candy | 4 |
| #424 | pitchfork | 3 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #274 | pumpkinhead mask | 28 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #453 | snake | 11 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #461 | sparkler | 11 |
| #207 | spooky bark | 87 |
| #396 | spooky bicycle chain | 6 |
| #391 | spooky cosmetics bag | 6 |
| #1487 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1365 | spooky felt | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1561 | spooky length of string | 3 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #667 | support cummerbund | 8 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1592 | toothsome rock | 4 |
| #415 | tortoise's blessing | 4 |
| #1558 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #241 | wolfman mask | 31 |