| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #88 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #45 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 3 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1506 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1745 | Crimbuck | 95 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1133 | Drowsy Sword | 11 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #978 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 26 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of the Soupbone | 3 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2644 | badass belt | 18 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #691 | elven suicide capsule | 25 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #611 | figurine of a charred seal | 4 |
| #902 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1457 | handful of confetti | 26 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #641 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #1212 | obsidian dagger | 13 |
| #154 | pair of bolt cutters | 12 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #333 | pocketwatch on a chain | 8 |
| #459 | poison pen | 4 |
| #824 | pork elf goodies sack | 6 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #518 | soda water | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1518 | spectre scepter | 17 |
| #935 | spooky bark | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #368 | throwing wrench | 10 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #2546 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #2870 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #771 | wolfman mask | 6 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |