| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 30 |
| #279 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 25 |
| #201 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 12 |
| #2128 | Crimbuck | 26 |
| #1956 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #342 | Iron Beta of Industry | 25 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #517 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #253 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #264 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 3 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #149 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 31 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #542 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 9 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1720 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #354 | Wand of Nagamar | 15 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #123 | ballroom blintz | 65 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1949 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #245 | bowling ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #425 | bum cheek | 30 |
| #699 | bunny liver | 3 |
| #539 | burst hellseal brain | 6 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #515 | corrupted data | 12 |
| #530 | designer handbag | 5 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #621 | giant designer sunglasses | 5 |
| #722 | green gummi ingot | 15 |
| #932 | handful of confetti | 45 |
| #556 | holiday cheese log | 3 |
| #206 | imp unity ring | 14 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #581 | lollipop stick | 34 |
| #91 | lost key | 26 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #48 | makeshift cape | 8 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1030 | obsidian dagger | 16 |
| #445 | old sweatpants | 159 |
| #595 | pail | 17 |
| #722 | pretty flower | 68 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #632 | red gummi ingot | 24 |
| #61 | regret hose | 1 |
| #898 | shiny ring | 25 |
| #341 | shredded hellseal hide | 12 |
| #732 | spectre scepter | 45 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #691 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #772 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #794 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4585 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #56 | suspicious-looking fedora | 2 |
| #391 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 5 |
| #300 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 6 |
| #259 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 7 |
| #377 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #390 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 5 |
| #67 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 6 |
| #226 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 3 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #509 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #213 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 3 |
| #287 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #240 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #318 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 6 |
| #233 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 7 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #122 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 4 |
| #497 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 4 |
| #166 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 9 |
| #343 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #320 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #252 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 7 |
| #241 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 7 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #244 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 7 |
| #317 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1650 | toast | 193 |
| #474 | torn hellseal sinew | 6 |
| #1688 | useless powder | 4 |
| #40 | warbear badge | 4 |
| #378 | warbear battery | 4 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #6 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #645 | yellow gummi ingot | 24 |