| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #383 | Bonerdagon necklace | 30 |
| #279 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 25 |
| #202 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 12 |
| #2134 | Crimbuck | 26 |
| #1962 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #343 | Iron Beta of Industry | 25 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #519 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #265 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 3 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #150 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 31 |
| #1003 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #545 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 9 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #1802 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1736 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #354 | Wand of Nagamar | 15 |
| #584 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #1147 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #659 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #123 | ballroom blintz | 65 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1952 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #248 | bowling ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #425 | bum cheek | 30 |
| #705 | bunny liver | 3 |
| #540 | burst hellseal brain | 6 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #503 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #516 | corrupted data | 12 |
| #533 | designer handbag | 5 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #1032 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #622 | giant designer sunglasses | 5 |
| #726 | green gummi ingot | 15 |
| #939 | handful of confetti | 45 |
| #556 | holiday cheese log | 3 |
| #206 | imp unity ring | 14 |
| #383 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #581 | lollipop stick | 34 |
| #91 | lost key | 26 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #48 | makeshift cape | 8 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1028 | obsidian dagger | 16 |
| #453 | old sweatpants | 159 |
| #598 | pail | 17 |
| #725 | pretty flower | 68 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #636 | red gummi ingot | 24 |
| #62 | regret hose | 1 |
| #897 | shiny ring | 25 |
| #342 | shredded hellseal hide | 12 |
| #733 | spectre scepter | 45 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #691 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #773 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #792 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #5712 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #7831 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #7821 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #7839 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5605 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #7773 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4593 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #56 | suspicious-looking fedora | 2 |
| #392 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 5 |
| #301 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 6 |
| #261 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 7 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #392 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 5 |
| #67 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 6 |
| #228 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 3 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #510 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #214 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 3 |
| #290 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #241 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #320 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 6 |
| #234 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 7 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #123 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 4 |
| #500 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 4 |
| #168 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 9 |
| #344 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #253 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 7 |
| #243 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 7 |
| #325 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #245 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 7 |
| #318 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1652 | toast | 193 |
| #474 | torn hellseal sinew | 6 |
| #1690 | useless powder | 4 |
| #40 | warbear badge | 4 |
| #376 | warbear battery | 4 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #648 | yellow gummi ingot | 24 |