| #211 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 31 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #533 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #584 | bindlestocking | 2 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #327 | bone chips | 47 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #279 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 8 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #226 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #210 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1465 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1218 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #902 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #767 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #1387 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1064 | paperclip | 4 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #697 | sleeping stocking | 2 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #5275 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #4287 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4913 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #481 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #565 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #654 | wad of cotton | 3 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |