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| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #448 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #758 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #2320 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #131 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1206 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #2264 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1596 | old sweatpants | 9 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #2380 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |