| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #315 | Hell ramen | 10 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #483 | Red Rover BB gun | 5 |
| #1038 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 2 |
| #572 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #429 | ball | 14 |
| #1588 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #807 | box | 5 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #285 | buckyball | 18 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #39 | chef skull | 5 |
| #52 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 6 |
| #18 | clockwork chef head | 3 |
| #964 | cocoa egg | 3 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #815 | disco ball | 23 |
| #1200 | disco mask | 6 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #292 | exploding hacky-sack | 3 |
| #724 | fancy dress ball | 15 |
| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| #588 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #151 | gyroscope | 20 |
| #323 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #1120 | helmet turtle | 12 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #293 | magic whistle | 3 |
| #433 | mylar scout drone | 11 |
| #1096 | pasta spoon | 6 |
| #333 | plastic guitar | 3 |
| #13 | popsicle stick | 762 |
| #398 | possessed top | 14 |
| #1193 | ravioli hat | 4 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #133 | red balloon | 3 |
| #217 | rewinged stab bat | 3 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #1226 | saucepan | 8 |
| #1036 | seal-clubbing club | 10 |
| #664 | seal-skull helmet | 8 |
| #485 | stolen accordion | 76 |
| #1636 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 19 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1403 | stuffed Meat | 27 |
| #778 | stuffed alien blob | 9 |
| #7761 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6838 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1315 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #539 | stuffed doppelshifter | 24 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1796 | stuffed gray blob | 5 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #1649 | stuffed key | 15 |
| #1141 | stuffed martini | 5 |
| #6998 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #1746 | stuffed mink | 17 |
| #1802 | stuffed monocle | 16 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3950 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5597 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #6985 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7762 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2060 | stuffed teddy butler | 11 |
| #1515 | stuffed tin of caviar | 23 |
| #1859 | stuffed treasure chest | 10 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4855 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #4828 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3318 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6062 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2854 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4003 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #148 | top | 28 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1098 | tree-eating kite | 20 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #1118 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |