| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #314 | Hell ramen | 10 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #480 | Red Rover BB gun | 5 |
| #1038 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 2 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #428 | ball | 14 |
| #1593 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #805 | box | 5 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #285 | buckyball | 18 |
| #1889 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #38 | chef skull | 5 |
| #52 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 6 |
| #18 | clockwork chef head | 3 |
| #966 | cocoa egg | 3 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #820 | disco ball | 23 |
| #1207 | disco mask | 6 |
| #3266 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #292 | exploding hacky-sack | 3 |
| #724 | fancy dress ball | 15 |
| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
| #587 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #150 | gyroscope | 20 |
| #324 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #1126 | helmet turtle | 12 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #1423 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #295 | magic whistle | 3 |
| #433 | mylar scout drone | 11 |
| #1101 | pasta spoon | 6 |
| #333 | plastic guitar | 3 |
| #13 | popsicle stick | 762 |
| #398 | possessed top | 14 |
| #1198 | ravioli hat | 4 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #134 | red balloon | 3 |
| #218 | rewinged stab bat | 3 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #1231 | saucepan | 8 |
| #1040 | seal-clubbing club | 10 |
| #669 | seal-skull helmet | 8 |
| #488 | stolen accordion | 76 |
| #1640 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 19 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1408 | stuffed Meat | 27 |
| #778 | stuffed alien blob | 9 |
| #7773 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1319 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #539 | stuffed doppelshifter | 24 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1795 | stuffed gray blob | 5 |
| #7874 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #1655 | stuffed key | 15 |
| #1143 | stuffed martini | 5 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #1747 | stuffed mink | 17 |
| #1809 | stuffed monocle | 16 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3952 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5605 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #6997 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2062 | stuffed teddy butler | 11 |
| #1517 | stuffed tin of caviar | 23 |
| #1863 | stuffed treasure chest | 10 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #2573 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3327 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #2527 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #2841 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #149 | top | 28 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1098 | tree-eating kite | 20 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #1125 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |