| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #559 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 7 |
| #58 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 10 |
| #220 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 8 |
| #265 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 13 |
| #327 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 11 |
| #243 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 9 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 20 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 21 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #348 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #69 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #1217 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #53 | basic meat pants | 6 |
| #152 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #143 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #58 | bottled day | 4 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1090 | empty agua de vida bottle | 9 |
| #83 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #6 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #11 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #240 | handful of honey | 23 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #160 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #6 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #61 | regret hose | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #91 | sucker hakama | 2 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #755 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #283 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #87 | white whip | 1 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |