| #197 | BGE merchandise order form | 22 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1088 | CRIMBCO mug | 7 |
| #1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #929 | CRIMBCO wine | 7 |
| #1224 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1039 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #873 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #3361 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #132 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 10 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #925 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1100 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #569 | motivational poster | 7 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| #2994 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |