Buffer Than You

RankItemQuantity
#3365-Alarm Saucepan1
#221A. W. O. L. commendation29
🥈All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#660Ancient Saucehelm4
#834Angelhair Culottes1
#843Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#2033Baron von Ratsworth's monocle5
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#1921Bonerdagon necklace2
#1165Boss Bat bling2
#1793Boss Bat britches4
#690CRIMBCO mug15
#1421CRIMBCO wine3
🥇Chef Boy, R&D's business card1
#78Chroner1,282
#1557Codpiece of the Goblin King3
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#245Crimbo Credit37
#454Disco Banjo1
#808El Sombrero De Lopez3
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#246Freddy Kruegerand1
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#262Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob4
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#20Jodhpurs of Violence1
🥈Krampus Horn1
#378L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate15
#414La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez3
#398Lederhosen of the Night3
#7Lens of Hatred2
🥇Lord Flameface's cloak1
#1405Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet16
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#12Mer-kin gladiator mask1
#14Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece1
#14Mer-kin scholar mask1
#13Mer-kin scholar tailpiece1
#266Newman's Own Trousers4
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#449Rock and Roll Legend2
#10Space Trip safety headphones1
🥈Stabonic scroll1
🥈The Sagittarian's leisure pants1
#6Third Eye1
#1568Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#562Thwaitgold ant statuette2
#70Thwaitgold termite statuette176
🥇Time Lord Badge of Honor1
🥈a suspicious address1
🥉abyssal battle plans1
🥇all-year sucker1
#26ancient oil painting of yourself9
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#2605anniversary gift box1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#518bacon bath ball1
#3120badass belt14
#1193bath ball gift set2
#334batskin belt1
🥇blank note1
#826blue class ring1
#3679bottle of goofballs3
#38bounty-hunting helmet1
#32bounty-hunting pants1
#38bounty-hunting rifle1
#2545box of sunshine41
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#155bunny liver66
#128cheer extractor1
#353chocolate bath ball2
#570crystalline cheer3
#123das boot1
#2347easter egg balloon8
#556empty agua de vida bottle248
#32fat loot token175
#348festive sausage6
🥈festive warbear bank1
#742filthy lucre47
#48fishy pipe1
#808friendly cheez blob3
#72gloomy black mushroom62
#156green clay bead80
#2042grue egg11
🥇hand-knitted Crimbo socks1
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
🥉hobo code binder1
#1286hobo nickel1
#304holiday cheese log6
#6ittah bittah hookah1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#41jingle bell1
🥉left-handed melodica1
#71mime army challenge coin1
#18mime army infiltration glove1
#22mime army insignia (cryonics)1
#17mime army insignia (psychological warfare)1
#18mime army insignia (sanitation)1
#70mime army shotglass1
#73mime pocket probe1
🥇mime-proof sunglasses1
#78miming beret1
#84miming boots1
#100miming corduroys1
#93miming gloves1
#96miming shirt1
#909motivational poster3
🥇novelty monorail ticket1
#1265obsidian dagger12
#413old sweatpants181
#22ornate picture frame142
#156pink clay bead130
#1612pork elf goodies sack1
#173purple clay bead27
🥈red and green rain stick1
#1022red class ring1
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#473s'more1
🥇silent nightlight1
#420skull of the Bonerdagon1
#917slow jam collection3
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1557spectre scepter16
🥈spirit bell1
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#1344stainless steel suspenders2
#1006stray chihuahua2

Wow, that's 3,006 items total!

what items are this player missing?