| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #221 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 29 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #660 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2036 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #414 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1922 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1168 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1793 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #690 | CRIMBCO mug | 15 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #80 | Chroner | 1,282 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbo Credit | 37 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #249 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #262 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 4 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #380 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 15 |
| #414 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #398 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #7 | Lens of Hatred | 2 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #1410 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 16 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #267 | Newman's Own Trousers | 4 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #449 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #563 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #70 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 176 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| 🥉 | abyssal battle plans | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #26 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 9 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #518 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #3122 | badass belt | 14 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #335 | batskin belt | 1 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #3679 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #2548 | box of sunshine | 41 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #156 | bunny liver | 66 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #353 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #573 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #2348 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #558 | empty agua de vida bottle | 248 |
| #32 | fat loot token | 175 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #742 | filthy lucre | 47 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #810 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #72 | gloomy black mushroom | 62 |
| #156 | green clay bead | 80 |
| #2043 | grue egg | 11 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #1289 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #304 | holiday cheese log | 6 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #92 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #909 | motivational poster | 3 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #1267 | obsidian dagger | 12 |
| #421 | old sweatpants | 181 |
| #22 | ornate picture frame | 142 |
| #156 | pink clay bead | 130 |
| #1625 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #173 | purple clay bead | 27 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #1023 | red class ring | 1 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #474 | s'more | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #422 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #917 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1559 | spectre scepter | 16 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1347 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #1007 | stray chihuahua | 2 |