| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #221 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 29 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1785 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #689 | CRIMBCO mug | 15 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #72 | Chroner | 1,282 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbo Credit | 37 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #245 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #263 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 4 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #376 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 15 |
| #414 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #399 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #7 | Lens of Hatred | 2 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #1403 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 16 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #11 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #267 | Newman's Own Trousers | 4 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #447 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 176 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| 🥉 | abyssal battle plans | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #26 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 9 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #3121 | badass belt | 14 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #329 | batskin belt | 1 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #2544 | box of sunshine | 41 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #146 | bunny liver | 66 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #355 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #563 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #2347 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #552 | empty agua de vida bottle | 248 |
| #32 | fat loot token | 175 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #742 | filthy lucre | 47 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #73 | gloomy black mushroom | 62 |
| #155 | green clay bead | 80 |
| #2040 | grue egg | 11 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #303 | holiday cheese log | 6 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #912 | motivational poster | 3 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #1269 | obsidian dagger | 12 |
| #404 | old sweatpants | 181 |
| #22 | ornate picture frame | 142 |
| #152 | pink clay bead | 130 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #169 | purple clay bead | 27 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #464 | s'more | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #410 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1549 | spectre scepter | 16 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |