| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #257 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 3 |
| #272 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 2 |
| #218 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 6 |
| #843 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 2 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #755 | bananagate | 4 |
| #602 | bath ball gift set | 8 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #156 | bone chips | 128 |
| #205 | bottle of Ooze-O | 6 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #176 | crumbling rat skull | 3 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #325 | figurine of a charred seal | 10 |
| #551 | figurine of a cold seal | 8 |
| #408 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 2 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #378 | figurine of a stinking seal | 5 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #214 | fossilized baboon skull | 3 |
| #249 | fossilized bat skull | 2 |
| #278 | fossilized limb | 37 |
| #211 | fossilized serpent skull | 4 |
| #621 | fossilized spike | 3 |
| #229 | fossilized spine | 8 |
| #214 | fossilized torso | 29 |
| #292 | fossilized wing | 12 |
| #226 | fossilized wyrm skull | 3 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #421 | fudgecule | 2,655 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #637 | green gummi ingot | 24 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #206 | hellseal claw | 144 |
| #195 | hellseal whisker | 114 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #759 | kumquartz | 3 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #871 | lollipop stick | 4 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #848 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #632 | red gummi ingot | 24 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1521 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1476 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2486 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 19 |
| #2721 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 17 |
| #2516 | stuffed angry cow | 19 |
| #2653 | stuffed astral badger | 18 |
| #2950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2959 | stuffed cocoabo | 15 |
| #2936 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2461 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2188 | stuffed hand turkey | 23 |
| #1917 | stuffed mind flayer | 27 |
| #3599 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #849 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 25 |
| #3558 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3261 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #2090 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 24 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #2541 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2679 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 18 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #645 | yellow gummi ingot | 24 |