| #814 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #934 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1144 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #455 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1054 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1948 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #257 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 3 |
| #272 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 2 |
| #218 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 6 |
| #842 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 2 |
| #1149 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #755 | bananagate | 4 |
| #603 | bath ball gift set | 8 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #156 | bone chips | 128 |
| #205 | bottle of Ooze-O | 6 |
| #503 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #176 | crumbling rat skull | 3 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #174 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #323 | figurine of a charred seal | 10 |
| #553 | figurine of a cold seal | 8 |
| #409 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 2 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #378 | figurine of a stinking seal | 5 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #213 | fossilized baboon skull | 3 |
| #247 | fossilized bat skull | 2 |
| #278 | fossilized limb | 37 |
| #211 | fossilized serpent skull | 4 |
| #618 | fossilized spike | 3 |
| #229 | fossilized spine | 8 |
| #214 | fossilized torso | 29 |
| #290 | fossilized wing | 12 |
| #225 | fossilized wyrm skull | 3 |
| #808 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #424 | fudgecule | 2,655 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #641 | green gummi ingot | 24 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #208 | hellseal claw | 144 |
| #197 | hellseal whisker | 114 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #454 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #759 | kumquartz | 3 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #871 | lollipop stick | 4 |
| #765 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #249 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #851 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #636 | red gummi ingot | 24 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2225 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1523 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1485 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2492 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 19 |
| #2732 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 17 |
| #2528 | stuffed angry cow | 19 |
| #2657 | stuffed astral badger | 18 |
| #2957 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2970 | stuffed cocoabo | 15 |
| #2945 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2466 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2196 | stuffed hand turkey | 23 |
| #1924 | stuffed mind flayer | 27 |
| #3607 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #850 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 25 |
| #3566 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3269 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #2096 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 24 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #2550 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2689 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 18 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #866 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #648 | yellow gummi ingot | 24 |