| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1921 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #476 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 17 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1526 | Valentine | 6 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #557 | astronaut pants | 14 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #377 | broken cellular phone | 7 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1299 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #1190 | candy cane | 28 |
| #1499 | carbon nanotube frame | 3 |
| #72 | carob chunk noodles | 36 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #689 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #549 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 18 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #527 | computronic processing unit | 5 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #1693 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
| #724 | fancy dress ball | 15 |
| #901 | felt | 10 |
| #1346 | fire | 2 |
| #803 | fruitcake | 26 |
| #860 | gingerbread bugbear | 26 |
| #702 | gingerbread horror | 9 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1565 | length of string | 2 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #660 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 4 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1000 | marzipan skull | 4 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #765 | pork elf goodies sack | 7 |
| #869 | portable corkscrew | 7 |
| #582 | possessed top | 10 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #457 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 19 |
| #532 | [2108]rock | 8 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #560 | spooky bicycle chain | 4 |
| #731 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #379 | spooky eyeliner | 6 |
| #1248 | spooky felt | 5 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1144 | spooky length of string | 7 |
| #580 | spooky lipstick | 5 |
| #625 | spooky stuffing | 9 |
| #850 | spooky toy wheel | 5 |
| #952 | spooky wooden block | 6 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #1551 | stringy sinew | 3 |
| #1831 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #1070 | toothsome rock | 8 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #452 | toy jet pack | 17 |
| #742 | toy mercenary | 9 |
| #536 | toy ray gun | 17 |
| #437 | toy space helmet | 20 |
| #1474 | toy wheel | 3 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1328 | tree-eating kite | 14 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #780 | wheel | 4 |
| #550 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 3 |
| #932 | wooden block | 2 |
| #929 | yo | 9 |