Museum :: Steven Q Urkel

Steven Q Urkel

Rank	Item	Quantity
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#1426	2-ball	1
#1080	3-ball	2
#1112	4-ball	2
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#1076	5-ball	2
#1425	6-ball	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1311	BGE shotglass	5
#3371	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1268	CRIMBCO wine	4
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1852	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#3211	Crown of the Goblin King	3
#1939	Dolphin King's crown	1
#2268	Drowsy Sword	2
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#1105	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#847	Go-Wassail	7
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#680	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#99	Jacob's rung	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#692	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#212	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#997	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#792	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#781	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#802	Knob Goblin harem veil	2
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3362	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	2
#696	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#298	Misty Cape	3
#380	Misty Robe	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#678	Orcish baseball cap	2
#794	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#781	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#1304	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#256	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	3
#276	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	2
#312	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#499	Workytime Tea	3
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1253	amulet of extreme plot significance	2
#44	ancient calendar	1
#265	ancient poisoned dart	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#899	antique helmet	1
#744	antique shield	2
#949	antique spear	1
#485	armgun	1
#856	arrrgyle socks	1
#1081	asparagus knife	1
#469	asshat	2
#239	bacon bath ball	4
#5464	badass belt	4
#111	badge of authority	2
#2044	ball	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#94	bananarama bangle	1
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#572	beer bong	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#208	beer-soaked mop	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#272	big bass drum	3
#1006	big red clown nose	1
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#390	black kettle drum	1
#577	black pepper	1
#667	black shield	1
#465	black spot	1
#727	black sword	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#689	blue class ring	2
#20	boilgun	1
#752	booty chest charrrm	1
#698	bottle of alcohol	1
#461	bottle of popskull	3
#1053	box	1
#241	boxing glove	1
#33	bread basket	1
#625	broken sword	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#124	brown paper bag mask	2
#110	brown paper pants	2
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#970	bunny liver	1
#227	bus pass	1
#1499	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#592	can of maces	1
#4138	candy cane	2
#103	candy knife	1
#1852	candy knuckles	1
#684	cardboard wakizashi	1
#147	caret	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#1063	chef's hat	1
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#161	chocolate bath ball	6
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#1754	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#798	clown shoes	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#653	cool whip	2
#389	corn holder	2
#850	cornuthaum	1
#1824	corpse on the beach	1
#130	crêepy mask	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#1293	dead guy's watch	1
#181	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#369	dented harmonica	2
#597	didgeridooka	1
#1098	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1849	disco ball	1
#1718	disco mask	1
#292	disembodied smile	1
#344	dishrag	1
#586	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#374	dreadlock whip	1
#135	dress pants	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#897	eXtreme mittens	1
#128	elegant nightstick	1
#1959	elven cellocello	4
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#1087	eyepatch	1
#723	f3d0r4	3
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#512	fake plastic grass	3
#138	fancy beef jerky	1
#656	ferret bait	1
#686	festive sausage	2
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#775	filthy knitted dread sack	2
#602	filthy pestle	1
#299	finger cymbals	1
#529	fire poi	1
#811	flaming crutch	2
#941	flaming talons	1
#216	flimsy clipboard	2
#790	flirtatious feather	1
#384	flowing hippy skirt	1
#480	foolscap fool's cap	4
#193	freshwater pearl necklace	2
#826	frilly skirt	1
#4738	fuzzy dice	1
#609	fuzzy montera	1
#642	ga-ga radio	1
#1147	giant discarded torn-up glove	2
#205	giant gym membership card	1
#1255	giant needle	1
#320	gin-soaked blotter paper	1
#1752	gingerbread bugbear	8
#1109	glowing red eye	1
#821	goat beard	1
#573	goatskin umbrella	1
#794	gold wedding ring	1
#501	grave robbing shovel	1
#702	green clay bead	6
#297	grilled mooseflank	1
#633	grumpy old man charrrm	1
#68	gummi bowtie	1
#324	half-sized guitar	1
#4479	handful of confetti	2
#84	haunted paddle-ball	1
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#1797	herringcello	4
#550	hippy medical kit	1
#578	hippy protest button	1
#556	holiday cheese log	3
#460	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#343	hot plate	1
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#446	imp unity ring	1
#740	infernal insoles	1
#63	insane tophat	1
#683	irate sombrero	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1861	jawbruiser	1
#910	jerky coins	5
#284	jungle drum	1
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#250	kumquat supersucker	1
#158	leaf of grass	2
#731	leather mask	2
#670	leotarrrd	1
#905	lihc face	1
#233	lime supersucker	1
#317	loadstone	1
#33	loafers	1
#104	low-budget shield	1
#425	lupine sword	1
#1220	magical ice cubes	1
#247	makeshift cape	1
#368	mariachi hat	3
#1299	mariachi pants	1
#785	miner's pants	1
#107	misfit hobby horse	1
#909	motivational poster	3
#145	moxie magnet	1
#600	mullet wig	1
#219	mummy mask	1
#444	mysterious silver lapel pin	2
#2525	nanite-infested candy cane	3
#3220	nanite-infested eggnog	1
#2618	nanite-infested fruitcake	2
#2030	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3
#629	ninja mop	1
#3385	obsidian dagger	1
#471	ocarina of space	1
#120	office-supply crossbow	1
#78	oil cap	1
#84	oil slacks	1
#94	oily boid	1
#1806	old sweatpants	5
#289	oldcake	1
#440	opera mask	1
#179	orc wrist	1
#170	orcish stud-finder	1
#393	ornate picture frame	1
#618	oversized pipe	1
#879	oversized pizza cutter	1
#94	oversized skullcap	2
#979	pail	7
#141	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#189	palm-frond capris	1
#214	palm-frond whip	1
#1171	pants of the Slug Lord	2
#600	paperclip	55
#142	paperclip sproinger	1
#15	paperclip turban	2
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#1565	pasta spoon	1
#144	pawn cookie	1
#207	pear supersucker	1
#1771	penguin focaccia bread	2
#611	perforated battle paddle	1
#842	phat turquoise bead	1
#166	phat turquoise bracelet	3
#332	phish stick	3
#1146	photoprotoneutron torpedo	1
#618	pink clay bead	11
#593	pitchfork	1
#68	pixel boomerang	1
#288	pixel hat	1
#162	pixel pants	1
#72	pixel shield	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#59	plastic ingot	419
#269	pocket theremin	1
#359	polka-dot bow tie	1
#1184	pool cue	1
#257	popsicle stick	3
#90	primitive candy cane	4
#63	pumpkin bomb	1
#778	purple clay bead	1
#844	quantum taco	1
#557	ram stick	1
#489	rave whistle	1
#666	red class ring	9
#93	remaindered axe	2
#1124	ridiculously huge sword	1
#1135	ring of half-assed regeneration	1
#1675	roll of toilet paper	10
#639	round purple sunglasses	1
#374	rubber axe	2
#1020	rusty chain necklace	1
#679	rusty grave robbing shovel	2
#884	sabre teeth	1
#187	screwing pooch	1
#1671	seal-clubbing club	1
#1054	seal-skull helmet	1
#399	serpentine sword	1
#2571	shiny ring	2
#308	shot of flower schnapps	1
#1319	skeleton bone	2
#349	snake shield	1
#397	snarling wolf shield	1
#95	sock garters	1
#2845	solid gold bowling ball	1
#38	space jam toast	5
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#252	spangly mariachi pants	1
#258	spangly sombrero	1
#3793	spectre scepter	1
#1158	spider web	1
#821	spiked femur	1
#180	spooky staff	2
#682	spork	1
#1103	square CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#105	stapler bear	1
#150	star boomerang	1
#310	star buckler	1
#460	star crossbow	1
#606	star hat	1
#330	star pants	1
#133	star spatula	1
#145	star stiletto	1
#420	star sword	1
#1826	stolen accordion	1
#147	stolen necklace	1
#225	strawberry supersucker	1
#1341	stray chihuahua	1
#8953	stuffed baby gravy fairy	1
#8981	stuffed hand turkey	1
#4804	stuffed shoulder parrot	1
#8884	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	1
#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#278	sucker tachi	1
#1226	sunken chest	1
#1487	support cummerbund	1
#964	swashbuckling pants	1
#505	tap shoes	1
#298	thermos full of Knob coffee	2
#117	three-legged pants	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#385	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#178	tiny plastic Crimbomination	3
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#3957	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#8131	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#4482	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#873	titanium assault umbrella	2
#1785	toast	149
#34	toe jam toast	5
#2070	top	1
#434	traditional Crimbo cookie	1
#31	traffic jam toast	5
#1782	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#1791	turtle totem	1
#892	viking helmet	2
#896	vorpal blade	1
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#631	white class ring	8
#586	white collar	1
#416	white rice	1
#810	white satin pants	1
#582	white satin shield	1
#854	white sword	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#1245	wolf mask	1
#429	wonderwall shield	1
#596	wool hat	1
#554	worn tophat	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#2365	yo-yo	1

Wow, that's 1,233 items total!

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