| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #72 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #37 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #30 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #31 | Alice's Army Foil Horseman | 1 |
| #28 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #67 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #63 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #254 | Blood Light | 16 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #847 | CRIMBCO scrip | 100 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1350 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1382 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1367 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #1859 | Crimbuck | 64 |
| #137 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 39 |
| #144 | Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses | 17 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #337 | Silver Bullet beer | 6 |
| #38 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #288 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 7 |
| #92 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 8 |
| #520 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #1802 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #77 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 28 |
| #751 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #227 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #279 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #222 | ammonite fossil | 23 |
| #143 | bananagate | 46 |
| #237 | belemnite fossil | 22 |
| #102 | blank fudge mold | 6 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #289 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #516 | corrupted data | 12 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #117 | deluxe fax machine | 3 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #181 | fossilized baboon skull | 4 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #290 | fossilized limb | 34 |
| #211 | fossilized serpent skull | 4 |
| #507 | fossilized spike | 6 |
| #157 | fossilized spine | 13 |
| #200 | fossilized torso | 32 |
| #277 | fossilized wing | 13 |
| #225 | fossilized wyrm skull | 3 |
| #31 | frigid fudgepuck | 123 |
| #160 | fudge lily | 42 |
| #38 | fudgecule | 59,466 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #302 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #117 | green gummi ingot | 296 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #989 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #309 | pack of pogs | 64 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #118 | red gummi ingot | 294 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #307 | sorority brain | 3 |
| #671 | squirming egg sac | 8 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #246 | sucker scaffold | 48 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #77 | superheated fudge | 63 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8183 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6182 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #276 | trilobite fossil | 17 |
| #416 | unearthed potsherd | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #115 | yellow gummi ingot | 296 |