| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #70 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #29 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #30 | Alice's Army Foil Horseman | 1 |
| #27 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #56 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #253 | Blood Light | 16 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #847 | CRIMBCO scrip | 100 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #1858 | Crimbuck | 64 |
| #136 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 39 |
| #144 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 17 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #335 | Silver Bullet beer | 6 |
| #41 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #287 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 7 |
| #91 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 8 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #76 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 28 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #278 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #221 | ammonite fossil | 23 |
| #143 | bananagate | 46 |
| #236 | belemnite fossil | 22 |
| #101 | blank fudge mold | 6 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #515 | corrupted data | 12 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #117 | deluxe fax machine | 3 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #181 | fossilized baboon skull | 4 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #290 | fossilized limb | 34 |
| #211 | fossilized serpent skull | 4 |
| #508 | fossilized spike | 6 |
| #157 | fossilized spine | 13 |
| #200 | fossilized torso | 32 |
| #279 | fossilized wing | 13 |
| #226 | fossilized wyrm skull | 3 |
| #31 | frigid fudgepuck | 123 |
| #160 | fudge lily | 42 |
| #37 | fudgecule | 59,466 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #116 | green gummi ingot | 296 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #309 | pack of pogs | 64 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #118 | red gummi ingot | 294 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #307 | sorority brain | 3 |
| #671 | squirming egg sac | 8 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #245 | sucker scaffold | 48 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #77 | superheated fudge | 63 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #276 | trilobite fossil | 17 |
| #415 | unearthed potsherd | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #115 | yellow gummi ingot | 296 |