| #130 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #70 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #376 | CRIMBCO mug | 35 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #688 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 7 |
| #30 | DNOTC Box | 8 |
| #1139 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #679 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #578 | Jack-in-the-box | 9 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #67 | Knob Göblin lòve potion | 6 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #437 | NPZR chemistry set | 5 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #566 | Snow Queen Crown | 2 |
| #509 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #542 | Tuesday's ruby | 2 |
| #221 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 3 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #1765 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #620 | baby killer bee | 15 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #822 | bejeweled cufflinks | 2 |
| #55 | black BRICKO brick | 2 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #164 | bone chips | 117 |
| #499 | booty chest charrrm | 6 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #403 | bowl of fishysoisse | 2 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #331 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #1061 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #245 | corrupted data | 73 |
| #17 | cracker | 24 |
| #518 | dill | 78 |
| #868 | dirty hobo gloves | 4 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #503 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #1899 | filthy lucre | 2 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #1123 | fudgecule | 38 |
| #830 | garish pinky ring | 2 |
| #622 | ghost cucumber | 73 |
| #858 | giant designer sunglasses | 2 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #251 | hideous egg | 13 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #193 | large box | 49 |
| #282 | lump of diamond | 10 |
| #1004 | metallic A | 4 |
| #375 | mime soul fragment | 7 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #160 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #1064 | paperclip | 4 |
| #571 | peanut brittle shield | 2 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #360 | plastic passion fruit | 4 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #851 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #377 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #383 | quantum taco | 40 |
| #546 | red-and-green sweater | 2 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #170 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #172 | scrunchie tourniquet | 2 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #588 | silver tongue charrrm | 3 |
| #108 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #94 | sock garters | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #283 | squirming egg sac | 46 |
| #577 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #819 | stone of eXtreme power | 7 |
| #2386 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #1527 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7678 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #2226 | stuffed teddy butler | 9 |
| #2158 | stuffed tin of caviar | 10 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #437 | stunt nuts | 2 |
| #216 | sugar banana | 1 |
| #769 | swashbuckling pants | 2 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #135 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 2 |
| #1693 | valuable trinket | 12 |
| #530 | vinegar | 75 |
| #180 | yam candy | 1 |
| #1622 | yeti fur | 3 |