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| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
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| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
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| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
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| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
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| #865 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 10 |
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| #56 | gazing shoes | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
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| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
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| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
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| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
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| #7815 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
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| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
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| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
| #449 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
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| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #1261 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #1743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 7 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
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| #2212 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2748 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1247 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 6 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2173 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2694 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #1235 | tofurkey leg | 6 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #188 | tortoise's blessing | 15 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #314 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1868 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #532 | wolfman mask | 11 |
| #326 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
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