| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #837 | CRIMBCO scrip | 108 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #1236 | Crimbo candied pecan | 2 |
| #1052 | Crimbo fudge | 5 |
| #1172 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 3 |
| #753 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1634 | Crimbuck | 108 |
| #531 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 16 |
| #532 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 16 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #530 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 16 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1433 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1145 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 6 |
| #584 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #836 | bottle of Blank-Out | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #245 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #209 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #199 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 2 |
| #144 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 3 |
| #301 | dusty fifth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #196 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 2 |
| #181 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 2 |
| #319 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
| #189 | dusty left fifth rib | 2 |
| #290 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #323 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #139 | dusty left fourth front claw | 3 |
| #139 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 3 |
| #138 | dusty left fourth rib | 3 |
| #141 | dusty left radius | 3 |
| #293 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #299 | dusty left second rear claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left second rib | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #184 | dusty left tenth rib | 2 |
| #175 | dusty left third front claw | 2 |
| #306 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #206 | dusty left twelfth rib | 2 |
| #296 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #282 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #107 | dusty right first front claw | 4 |
| #140 | dusty right first rear claw | 3 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #194 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 2 |
| #152 | dusty right fourth rib | 3 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right scapula | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right sixth rib | 1 |
| #145 | dusty right third rear claw | 3 |
| #307 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #302 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #83 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 5 |
| #291 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #189 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #296 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #138 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 3 |
| #205 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #131 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 3 |
| #299 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #294 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #120 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 4 |
| #288 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #182 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #1436 | eggnog | 7 |
| #1339 | elven cellocello | 15 |
| #946 | elven suicide capsule | 20 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #776 | fudgecule | 357 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #976 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #588 | licorice root | 2 |
| #702 | lollipop stick | 13 |
| #748 | paperclip | 20 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #352 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #864 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |