Doctor Daft

RankItemQuantity
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#325BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt3
#1045BGE merchandise order form1
#564BGE pocket calendar1
#574BGE shotglass12
#1117CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1054CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1019CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1008CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#2098CRIMBCO mug1
#837CRIMBCO scrip108
#1940CRIMBCO wine1
#792CRIMBCOIDS mints5
#1190CRIMBCOLOAF4
#1236Crimbo candied pecan2
#1052Crimbo fudge5
#1172Crimbo peppermint bark3
#753Crimbo pie1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#1634Crimbuck108
#531Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro16
#532Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita16
#248Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier1
#530Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco16
#1015Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#1945Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#1433Thwaitgold maggot statuette2
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#2405Valentine1
#1145Wint-O-Fresh mint6
#584Workytime Tea2
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#836bottle of Blank-Out2
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1500can of CRIMBCOLA3
#4785candy cane1
#555chocolate cigar1
#1753circular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#245dusty animal jawbone1
#209dusty eighth thoracic vertebra2
#199dusty fifth caudal vertebra2
#144dusty fifth cervical vertebra3
#301dusty fifth lumbar vertebra1
#196dusty first caudal vertebra2
#181dusty fourth caudal vertebra2
#319dusty left clavicle1
#189dusty left fifth rib2
#290dusty left first front claw1
#323dusty left first rear claw1
#139dusty left fourth front claw3
#139dusty left fourth rear claw3
#138dusty left fourth rib3
#141dusty left radius3
#293dusty left scapula1
#299dusty left second rear claw1
#296dusty left second rib1
#309dusty left seventh rib1
#184dusty left tenth rib2
#175dusty left third front claw2
#306dusty left third rib1
#206dusty left twelfth rib2
#296dusty left ulna1
#282dusty ninth thoracic vertebra1
#107dusty right first front claw4
#140dusty right first rear claw3
#281dusty right fourth front claw1
#194dusty right fourth rear claw2
#152dusty right fourth rib3
#320dusty right humerus1
#288dusty right scapula1
#299dusty right sixth rib1
#145dusty right third rear claw3
#307dusty right thumb1
#302dusty right ulna1
#83dusty sacral vertebrae5
#291dusty second caudal vertebra1
#189dusty second cervical vertebra2
#296dusty second thoracic vertebra1
#138dusty seventh caudal vertebra3
#205dusty seventh cervical vertebra2
#131dusty seventh lumbar vertebra3
#299dusty sixth cervical vertebra1
#294dusty sixth thoracic vertebra1
#120dusty tenth thoracic vertebra4
#288dusty third caudal vertebra1
#292dusty third cervical vertebra1
#288dusty third thoracic vertebra1
#182dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra2
#1436eggnog7
#1339elven cellocello15
#946elven suicide capsule20
#197fudge cube1
#843fudge lily1
#62fudge pocket square1
#776fudgecule357
#427gift-a-pult1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1071jawbruiser3
#41jingle bell1
#976licorice garrote3
#588licorice root2
#702lollipop stick13
#748paperclip20
#1811penguin focaccia bread1
#1023portable photocopier1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#352square CRIMBCOOKIE4
#105stapler bear1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#795tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#1155tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#1326tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3873tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#1342tiny plastic bugaboo1
#1343tiny plastic buzzerker1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#1129tiny plastic fire servant1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#1342tiny plastic moneybee1
#1337tiny plastic mumblebee1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#864tiny plastic the Free Man2
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#1782triangular CRIMBCOOKIE1

Wow, that's 920 items total!

what items are this player missing?