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| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
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| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
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| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
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| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
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| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
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| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
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| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
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| #4170 | badass belt | 8 |
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| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
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| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
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| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
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| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #32 | clockwork counterclockwise dome | 5 |
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| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #30 | clockwork widget | 6 |
| #1497 | clown hammer | 4 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
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| #390 | delicious noodles | 2 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1467 | fake hand | 4 |
| #515 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
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| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #86 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
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| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #896 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
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| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #883 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
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| #1152 | hamethyst | 6 |
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| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
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| #185 | lead necklace | 54 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
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| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
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| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
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| #517 | pirate shirt | 2 |
| #790 | porquoise | 9 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #695 | poutine | 1 |
| #601 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
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| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #1192 | scroll of pasta summoning | 3 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
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| #970 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
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| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
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| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #748 | valuable trinket | 91 |
| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1505 | whoopie cushion | 6 |
| #1675 | wind-up chattering teeth | 4 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1691 | yellow snowcone | 4 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |