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| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
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| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
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| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
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| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
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| #4173 | badass belt | 8 |
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| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
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| #639 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
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| #32 | clockwork counterclockwise dome | 5 |
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| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #30 | clockwork widget | 6 |
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| #389 | delicious noodles | 2 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1469 | fake hand | 4 |
| #515 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
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| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
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| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
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| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
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| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #604 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
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| #184 | lead necklace | 54 |
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| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
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| #788 | porquoise | 9 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #692 | poutine | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
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| #622 | salty slug | 1 |
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| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
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| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
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| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
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| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
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| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #748 | valuable trinket | 91 |
| #790 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1506 | whoopie cushion | 6 |
| #1675 | wind-up chattering teeth | 4 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1696 | yellow snowcone | 4 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |