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| #439 | Black No. 2 | 9 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #687 | Cold Hots candy | 5 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1259 | Drowsy Sword | 9 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #307 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 2 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1909 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #437 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 3 |
| #340 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 6 |
| #526 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #426 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #1163 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #739 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 12 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #802 | asbestos ore | 4 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #5462 | badass belt | 4 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1206 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #408 | black greaves | 4 |
| #325 | black helmet | 6 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #340 | black pension check | 9 |
| #334 | black picnic basket | 3 |
| #327 | black shield | 6 |
| #851 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #359 | black sword | 6 |
| #315 | blackberry | 29 |
| #285 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 20 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #314 | bubblin' crude | 17 |
| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #316 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #307 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #319 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left eleventh rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #192 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 2 |
| #293 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #293 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #286 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #309 | dusty right fibula | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right scapula | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right second front claw | 1 |
| #312 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #2035 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #418 | fuzzy montera | 3 |
| #1631 | ghost cucumber | 4 |
| #792 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #625 | linoleum ore | 4 |
| #314 | loadstone | 1 |
| #473 | lump of diamond | 3 |
| #208 | melted Jell-o shot | 12 |
| #654 | mummy wrapping | 6 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #748 | old sweatpants | 78 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #612 | palm frond | 3 |
| #72 | pixel power cell | 4 |
| #790 | procrastination potion | 14 |
| #47 | puff of smoke | 94 |
| #1078 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #98 | returned Thinknerd package | 11 |
| #309 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1060 | roll of toilet paper | 41 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #750 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #122 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #185 | sinister altar fragment | 2 |
| #116 | soap knife | 5 |
| #1831 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #2049 | spectre scepter | 9 |
| #577 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #6294 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7832 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7025 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #5798 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6999 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #174 | sugar shard | 11 |
| #39 | swordzall | 1 |
| #624 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 3 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #605 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 3 |
| #741 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #782 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1221 | towel | 4 |
| #254 | unstable quark | 2 |
| #924 | useless powder | 55 |
| #1151 | valuable trinket | 36 |
| #53 | velcro broadsword | 1 |
| #142 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 49 |
| #189 | warbear battery | 15 |
| #41 | warbear bearserker potion | 44 |
| #14 | warbear feasting mead | 27 |
| #77 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 15 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #53 | warbear liquid overcoat | 43 |
| #435 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #419 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #360 | warbear whosit | 267 |