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| #438 | Black No. 2 | 9 |
| #747 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #684 | Cold Hots candy | 5 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1257 | Drowsy Sword | 9 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #305 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 2 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1905 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #436 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 3 |
| #339 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 6 |
| #520 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #425 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #737 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 12 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #797 | asbestos ore | 4 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1208 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #407 | black greaves | 4 |
| #324 | black helmet | 6 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #340 | black pension check | 9 |
| #333 | black picnic basket | 3 |
| #326 | black shield | 6 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #358 | black sword | 6 |
| #315 | blackberry | 29 |
| #285 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 20 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #309 | bubblin' crude | 17 |
| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #314 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #302 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #318 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
| #300 | dusty left eleventh rib | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #192 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 2 |
| #291 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #292 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #285 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #308 | dusty right fibula | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #286 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right scapula | 1 |
| #291 | dusty right second front claw | 1 |
| #311 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #419 | fuzzy montera | 3 |
| #1630 | ghost cucumber | 4 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #622 | linoleum ore | 4 |
| #308 | loadstone | 1 |
| #469 | lump of diamond | 3 |
| #207 | melted Jell-o shot | 12 |
| #653 | mummy wrapping | 6 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #743 | old sweatpants | 78 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #612 | palm frond | 3 |
| #71 | pixel power cell | 4 |
| #788 | procrastination potion | 14 |
| #47 | puff of smoke | 94 |
| #1075 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #97 | returned Thinknerd package | 11 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1059 | roll of toilet paper | 41 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #119 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #185 | sinister altar fragment | 2 |
| #116 | soap knife | 5 |
| #1829 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #2042 | spectre scepter | 9 |
| #576 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #175 | sugar shard | 11 |
| #39 | swordzall | 1 |
| #620 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 3 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 3 |
| #738 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1219 | towel | 4 |
| #254 | unstable quark | 2 |
| #924 | useless powder | 55 |
| #1152 | valuable trinket | 36 |
| #52 | velcro broadsword | 1 |
| #143 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 49 |
| #191 | warbear battery | 15 |
| #41 | warbear bearserker potion | 44 |
| #14 | warbear feasting mead | 27 |
| #78 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 15 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #53 | warbear liquid overcoat | 43 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #362 | warbear whosit | 267 |