| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #910 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1520 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1786 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #1872 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1039 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #937 | Jack-in-the-box | 3 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #29 | antique pair of blue jeans | 20 |
| #4411 | badass belt | 7 |
| #680 | bejeweled cufflinks | 4 |
| #579 | bit of clingfilm | 7 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #737 | designer handbag | 3 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #2931 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| #1389 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #2268 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #479 | peanut brittle shield | 4 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2221 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 9 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1624 | stuffed Meat | 20 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2061 | stuffed key | 7 |
| #6998 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #2328 | stuffed mink | 7 |
| #2556 | stuffed monocle | 5 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7788 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2222 | stuffed teddy butler | 9 |
| #2154 | stuffed tin of caviar | 10 |
| #1859 | stuffed treasure chest | 10 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |