Cayce

RankItemQuantity
#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#571Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air6
#860Brimstone Chicken Sandwich2
#1094Cloaca-Cola10
#1850Corpse Island iced tea1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#454Disco Banjo1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#537Dramaticâ„¢ range1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#654Elf Farm Raffle ticket1
#875Ent cider3
#708Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots4
#755Gummi-Gnauga1
#57Hanukkimbo dreidl1
#422Happy Birthday, Claude! cake2
#152Hell ramen40
#1555Imp Ale10
#1016Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#134Knob Goblin learning pill2
#190Knob Goblin nasal spray1
#315Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray1
#822Knob mushroom1
#1016Knoll mushroom1
#485Lucky Surprise Egg6
#131Meat maid1
#1000Meleegraâ„¢ pills2
#1758Mob Penguin cellular phone3
#615Mob Penguin protection contract1
#263Now and Earlier15
#476Pick-O-Matic lockpicks2
#470Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit1
#1464Tasty Fun Good rice candy7
#606Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix2
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1625Valentine5
#102Valentine's Day cake5
#536Wint-O-Fresh mint20
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#1837Yummy Tummy bean50
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#1029abominable snowcone4
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#682annoying pitchfork3
#118arrow'd heart balloon5
#769aspirin1
#643asshat1
#2064astronaut pants1
#115attention spanner1
#1921awful poetry journal1
#1326baby killer bee3
#7427badass belt1
#1158ball4
#496balloon monkey3
#312balloon sword1
#675barbed-wire fence4
#2128barrrnacle1
#900baseball1
#216bat wing kabob1
#282beanbag chair1
#489beertini3
#1005big red clown nose1
#289big rock3
#1380black paisley oyster egg3
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#269black velvet box1
#1298blood flower2
#318blood-faced volleyball1
#964bloody clown pants1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#1676blue plastic oyster egg2
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#877blue snowcone1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#333blundarrrbus1
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#1073bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#276bow2
#1053box1
#377brine51
#165broken cellular phone35
#779bum cheek5
#513bunch of square grapes2
#437calle de miel2
#251can of Red Minotaur18
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#480candied kobold6
#1439candied yams5
#1598candy cane19
#666carob chunk cookies1
#1338cheap plastic bottle opener3
#921chef's hat2
#664cherry1
#775chewing gum on a string1
#672chopsticks2
#765chorizo taco1
#523chrome sword1
#72clockwork claws1
#72clockwork doohickey1
#70clockwork key19
#31clockwork sheet2
#114clockwork sphere2
#65clockwork spine1
#798clown shoes1
#893cocoa egg4
#1468corpse on the beach2
#1818corpsedriver1
#1465corpsetini2
#918cranberries6
#838crazy little Turkish delight2
#456daisy4
#810decorative fountain1
#468delicious noodles1
#154detective skull1
#532disbelief suspenders1
#1718disco mask1
#292disembodied smile1
#890doll house4
#585dope gangsta bling-bling1
#80double daisy5
#813drab sonata1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#230dwarf bread21
#896eXtreme mittens1
#141eXtreme nose ring2
#856eXtreme scarf1
#3661easter egg balloon3
#2058eggnog3
#184enchanted brass knuckles1
#652enchanted toothpick1
#734enormous belt buckle1
#74exactly-three-shaped box1
#436extra-spicy bloody mary2
#1016eye of newt1
#291false eyelashes1
#969fancy chocolate3
#811felt11
#309fertilized ghuol egg1
#170fez of etymology2
#324filthy hippy poncho1
#905flaregun1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#269floral print shirt1
#41foon12
#450fricasseed brains1
#1015frigid ninja stars2
#428frilly shirt1
#826frilly skirt1
#731frozen nunchaku1
#102fruit basket2
#236fruit bowl1
#2467fruitcake3
#158funky brass fez1
#487fuzzbump2
#4736fuzzy dice1
#655ghost cucumber69
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#2536giant pinky ring1
#2477gingerbread bugbear4
#210gingham blouse1
#24gnauga hide buckler7
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#544gnoll lips4
#948googly eye12
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#784gr8ps1
#773grapefruit1
#828grapes1
#274green balloon13
#213green beer79
#2400hamethyst1
#215hamethyst bracelet1
#328hamethyst necklace1
#263hamethyst ring1
#602handsomeness potion1
#571harem girl t-shirt1
#411heart-shaped balloon16
#797herbs4
#516hermit permit2
#882hill of beans2
#258hot buttered roll1
#1214hot wing2
#1107ice-cold Sir Schlitz20
#1431ice-cold Willer3
#1108ice-cold fotie3
#426icy-hot katana1
#410jumbo olive3
#908ketchup hound1
#211kickback cookbook3
#1300kneecapping stick4
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#85lead yo-yo3
#1233lemon1
#297length of string40
#77less-than-three-shaped box4
#1135loaded serum blowgun3
#609long skinny balloon6
#377los chinos1
#570lovecat tail1
#491mafia aria46
#448maple syrup9
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#112miniature stuffed Goth Giant5
#23mosquito larva1
#434mugcake3
#495ninja mop2
#104ninja pirate zombie robot head1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#1352oyster basket2
#1186pack of KWE trading card2
#1315pail3
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#90penguinskin mini-kilt1
#2716pet rock1
#495petrified time1
#397picture of a dead guy's girlfriend2
#1205pink glowstick1
#517pirate shirt2
#1019pixellated candy heart8
#754plastic passion fruit1
#273porquoise bracelet1
#251porquoise ring1
#478potted cactus3
#208potted fern3
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#855puce plastic oyster egg4
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#890purple snowcone1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#530red plastic oyster egg9
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#807red striped oyster egg3
#666ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon1
#944ring of aggravate monster2
#376ring of conflict1
#241ring of gain strength2
#414ring of increase damage1
#981salamander spleen1
#377screwdriver3
#1301scroll of pasta summoning2
#2313shiny ring3
#146sleazy fairy gravy1
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#909sock monkey2
#161spicy mushroom quesadilla1
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#1367spooky cosmetics bag1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#288star shirt1
#695stone of eXtreme power10
#1728string of blue beads4
#1746string of green beads4
#1715string of red beads4
#8937stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#8948stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8970stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#8911stuffed mind flayer1
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#8961stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#3043stuffed spooky mushroom1
#8891stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#2643stuffing1
#178sugar-coated pine cone17
#1586teddy bear2
#344teeny-tiny ninja stars2
🥇time sleigh1
#101tiny makeup kit1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#6160tiny plastic mosquito2
#2601tiny plastic pastamancer2
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#485tomato daiquiri2
#902top5
#1190toy soldier1
#650toy train3
#326toy wheel29
#525tree-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#110union scalemail pants1
#134unwound clockwork grapefruit1
#669vanilla-frosted king cake1
#522vinegar77
#312white balloon13
#871white chocolate and tomato pizza1
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1180yellow paisley oyster egg2
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#881yellow polka-dot oyster egg2
#775yellow striped oyster egg3
#1465yo-yo8
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 1,333 items total!

what items are this player missing?