| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #434 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 14 |
| #884 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #437 | 33398 scroll | 35 |
| #1112 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #442 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #774 | 5-ball | 4 |
| #1072 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #263 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1115 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #254 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1043 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #356 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 3 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #2409 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #365 | Gnollish pie tin | 8 |
| #692 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #149 | Knob jelly donut | 1 |
| #601 | Knob mushroom | 4 |
| #217 | Knob pasty | 2 |
| #1554 | Mad Train wine | 3 |
| #401 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #509 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #514 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1575 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #144 | ancient cursed foot locker | 2 |
| #522 | ancient frozen dinner | 2 |
| #877 | anticheese | 2 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #125 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #372 | asbestos ore | 17 |
| #1582 | awful poetry journal | 4 |
| #1851 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1308 | baconstone | 5 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #389 | balloon monkey | 4 |
| #719 | bat guano | 4 |
| #317 | bat wing | 45 |
| #367 | batgut | 70 |
| #361 | beach glass bead | 9 |
| #417 | beer lens | 4 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #407 | bottle of cooking sherry | 2 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #537 | bottle of popskull | 2 |
| #1256 | bottle of rum | 5 |
| #1217 | bottle of tequila | 2 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1355 | bottle of whiskey | 2 |
| #817 | boxed wine | 10 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #581 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #686 | chrome ore | 4 |
| #660 | clown skin | 3 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1812 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #541 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #201 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #1005 | disassembled clover | 14 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #386 | distilled fortified wine | 6 |
| #489 | enchanted toothpick | 2 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1029 | filthy lucre | 25 |
| #696 | flaming mushroom | 2 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #657 | glass of goat's milk | 5 |
| #847 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #700 | goat cheese pizza | 3 |
| #659 | gr8ps | 2 |
| #673 | grapefruit | 2 |
| #4477 | grue egg | 2 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #3054 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #757 | heavy D | 19 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #760 | hill of beans | 5 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #212 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #560 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #306 | ketchup hound | 15 |
| #1011 | lemon | 5 |
| #870 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #823 | lowercase N | 2 |
| #473 | lump of diamond | 3 |
| #383 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #1700 | old sweatpants | 7 |
| #663 | orange | 7 |
| #157 | oven mitts | 1 |
| #205 | overcookie | 1 |
| #851 | papaya | 3 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #290 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #456 | pile of jumping beans | 4 |
| #1003 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #444 | pointy mushroom | 4 |
| #204 | popsicle stick | 6 |
| #1625 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #710 | royal jelly | 3 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #935 | spices | 3 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #925 | spooky mushroom | 27 |
| #644 | stalk of asparagus | 4 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #760 | strawberry | 3 |
| #438 | stunt nuts | 2 |
| #501 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #890 | ten-leaf clover | 4 |
| #451 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #626 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2769 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #713 | tomato | 17 |
| #111 | torquoise | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1823 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #730 | wad of dough | 17 |
| #226 | warm mushroom | 8 |
| #279 | white rice | 4 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |