| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #433 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 14 |
| #882 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #437 | 33398 scroll | 35 |
| #1111 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #770 | 5-ball | 4 |
| #1069 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1114 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #358 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 3 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #366 | Gnollish pie tin | 8 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #146 | Knob jelly donut | 1 |
| #599 | Knob mushroom | 4 |
| #216 | Knob pasty | 2 |
| #1551 | Mad Train wine | 3 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #507 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #512 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #500 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #143 | ancient cursed foot locker | 2 |
| #521 | ancient frozen dinner | 2 |
| #878 | anticheese | 2 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #367 | asbestos ore | 17 |
| #1583 | awful poetry journal | 4 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1304 | baconstone | 5 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #389 | balloon monkey | 4 |
| #717 | bat guano | 4 |
| #316 | bat wing | 45 |
| #367 | batgut | 70 |
| #359 | beach glass bead | 9 |
| #416 | beer lens | 4 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #405 | bottle of cooking sherry | 2 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #537 | bottle of popskull | 2 |
| #1255 | bottle of rum | 5 |
| #1218 | bottle of tequila | 2 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1355 | bottle of whiskey | 2 |
| #815 | boxed wine | 10 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #683 | chrome ore | 4 |
| #661 | clown skin | 3 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #538 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #1001 | disassembled clover | 14 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #384 | distilled fortified wine | 6 |
| #487 | enchanted toothpick | 2 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1028 | filthy lucre | 25 |
| #696 | flaming mushroom | 2 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #657 | glass of goat's milk | 5 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #699 | goat cheese pizza | 3 |
| #656 | gr8ps | 2 |
| #671 | grapefruit | 2 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #3050 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #756 | heavy D | 19 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #759 | hill of beans | 5 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #210 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #559 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #307 | ketchup hound | 15 |
| #1013 | lemon | 5 |
| #865 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #822 | lowercase N | 2 |
| #469 | lump of diamond | 3 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #1689 | old sweatpants | 7 |
| #662 | orange | 7 |
| #157 | oven mitts | 1 |
| #202 | overcookie | 1 |
| #849 | papaya | 3 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #289 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #455 | pile of jumping beans | 4 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #444 | pointy mushroom | 4 |
| #203 | popsicle stick | 6 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #989 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #708 | royal jelly | 3 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #933 | spices | 3 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #928 | spooky mushroom | 27 |
| #645 | stalk of asparagus | 4 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #759 | strawberry | 3 |
| #433 | stunt nuts | 2 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #888 | ten-leaf clover | 4 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #712 | tomato | 17 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #731 | wad of dough | 17 |
| #225 | warm mushroom | 8 |
| #278 | white rice | 4 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |