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| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #72 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #39 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #37 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Dervish | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #30 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
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| #28 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #15 | Alice's Army Foil Sniper | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #4 | Alice's Army Foil tattoo | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #4 | Boris's Helm (askew) | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #175 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #29 | Discontentâ„¢ Winter Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #100 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #873 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #231 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #45 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #5 | Red Rover BB gun | 292 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #210 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #227 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #778 | black candy heart | 2 |
| #1222 | box of sunshine | 173 |
| #1606 | brick | 10 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #7 | custom avatar form | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #169 | epic wad | 3 |
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| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #899 | green candy heart | 3 |
| #733 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #921 | lavender candy heart | 3 |
| #60 | lifeless meat doll | 1 |
| #406 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #33 | metallic foil bow | 1 |
| #47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #19 | numberwang | 1 |
| #609 | orange candy heart | 22 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #161 | phish stick | 8 |
| #1000 | pink candy heart | 2 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #851 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
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| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #121 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #124 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #137 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #119 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #107 | recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #116 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #144 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
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| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #95 | s'more | 611 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #154 | seaweed | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #24 | silent beret | 2 |
| #54 | single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #22 | single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #24 | skulldozer egg | 3 |
| #212 | smoking grass | 420 |
| #32 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #122 | spooky sound effects record | 1 |
| #110 | stick of "gum" | 16 |
| #57 | stinkwater | 1 |
| #684 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #273 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 4 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #51 | vinyl shield | 1 |
| #391 | voodoo snuff | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #940 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #1015 | white candy heart | 2 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #662 | yellow candy heart | 22 |