| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
| #480 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #316 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 4 |
| #343 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #371 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #1215 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #656 | Crimbo candied pecan | 14 |
| #622 | Crimbo fudge | 15 |
| #731 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 11 |
| #238 | Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1038 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #455 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #384 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #320 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #572 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 18 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #1444 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #700 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #2092 | candy cane | 11 |
| #1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1315 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #997 | elven cellocello | 20 |
| #551 | elven suicide capsule | 29 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #209 | little round pebble | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1884 | phish stick | 2 |
| #367 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1877 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 14 |
| #4207 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #3369 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 13 |
| #1801 | stuffed Meat | 16 |
| #4836 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #5354 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #6373 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4808 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #5809 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4313 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #1284 | stuffed key | 28 |
| #5757 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #3069 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #2028 | stuffed monocle | 12 |
| #4333 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #1922 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 9 |
| #4297 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3643 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #4054 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1974 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #4253 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2064 | stuffed teddy butler | 11 |
| #2090 | stuffed tin of caviar | 11 |
| #1521 | stuffed treasure chest | 19 |
| #4594 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |