| #77 | 4-d camera | 4 |
| #62 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 5 |
| #167 | Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #671 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #839 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #613 | Schrödinger's thermos | 14 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #363 | Uncle Romulus | 3 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #238 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 9 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #26 | antique record album | 103 |
| #437 | banana-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #226 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #605 | frozen banquet | 2 |
| #307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #8 | hermit permit | 1,337 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #242 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2421 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #7011 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #5266 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #7775 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #5355 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #5285 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7697 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #5808 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4903 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #2688 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #7827 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #4964 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #1043 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 20 |
| #7050 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6349 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #555 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #121 | sturdy sword hilt | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #1092 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
| #567 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #775 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 6 |
| #371 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 18 |
| #946 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #2049 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #1656 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 11 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #998 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 10 |
| #1304 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #1070 | tiny plastic G Imp | 7 |
| #1096 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 7 |
| #940 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 8 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #836 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 9 |
| #739 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 6 |
| #819 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 9 |
| #746 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 10 |
| #1488 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #646 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 11 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #798 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 9 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 8 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 7 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #641 | tiny plastic The Man | 7 |
| #552 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 13 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1077 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 7 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #613 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 12 |
| #2260 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #660 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 11 |
| #651 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 11 |
| #828 | tiny plastic astronomer | 9 |
| #2011 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #917 | tiny plastic beanbat | 8 |
| #1279 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #1645 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 11 |
| #725 | tiny plastic blooper | 10 |
| #1244 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #939 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 8 |
| #540 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #1505 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 12 |
| #1387 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 13 |
| #1182 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #493 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 14 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #568 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #815 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 9 |
| #947 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 8 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #1714 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #2259 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #3331 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #1423 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 13 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1073 | tiny plastic goth giant | 7 |
| #1844 | tiny plastic grue | 10 |
| #816 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 9 |
| #2708 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2258 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #1277 | tiny plastic killer bee | 14 |
| #923 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 8 |
| #2231 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 10 |
| #813 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 9 |
| #3327 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 13 |
| #1815 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #693 | tiny plastic scary clown | 11 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #924 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 8 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 12 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #2274 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #967 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #1195 | tiny plastic star starfish | 15 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #535 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #1041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 9 |
| #654 | tiny plastic taco cat | 11 |
| #1429 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #827 | tiny plastic warwelf | 9 |
| #639 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 11 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #1125 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #632 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |