| #77 | 4-d camera | 4 |
| #62 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 5 |
| #167 | Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #614 | Schrödinger's thermos | 14 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #363 | Uncle Romulus | 3 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #239 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 9 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #26 | antique record album | 103 |
| #437 | banana-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #223 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #606 | frozen banquet | 2 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #8 | hermit permit | 1,337 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #243 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #7000 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #7761 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #5335 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #5276 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #5801 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4890 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #7818 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #4954 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #1040 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 20 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6337 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #120 | sturdy sword hilt | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #1091 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
| #565 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 6 |
| #371 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 18 |
| #942 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #2046 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #1652 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 11 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #995 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 10 |
| #1302 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic G Imp | 7 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 7 |
| #938 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 8 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #834 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 9 |
| #739 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 6 |
| #816 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 9 |
| #745 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 10 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #642 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 11 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 9 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #901 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 8 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 7 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #641 | tiny plastic The Man | 7 |
| #551 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 13 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1075 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 7 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #613 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 12 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #658 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 11 |
| #650 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 11 |
| #827 | tiny plastic astronomer | 9 |
| #1999 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #915 | tiny plastic beanbat | 8 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #1640 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 11 |
| #725 | tiny plastic blooper | 10 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #940 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 8 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #1498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 12 |
| #1385 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 13 |
| #1177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #490 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 14 |
| #1775 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #813 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 9 |
| #944 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 8 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #1710 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #3318 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 13 |
| #1708 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic goth giant | 7 |
| #1838 | tiny plastic grue | 10 |
| #814 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 9 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2252 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #1273 | tiny plastic killer bee | 14 |
| #920 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 8 |
| #2225 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #1814 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 10 |
| #811 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 9 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 13 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #690 | tiny plastic scary clown | 11 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #921 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 8 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #607 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 12 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #2267 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #965 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #1192 | tiny plastic star starfish | 15 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #1040 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 9 |
| #652 | tiny plastic taco cat | 11 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #833 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #824 | tiny plastic warwelf | 9 |
| #635 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 11 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #630 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |