| #281 | Crimboween memo | 31 |
| #3593 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #922 | Daffy Taffy | 27 |
| #134 | Ent cider | 106 |
| #304 | Feynman gate | 37 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #320 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 172 |
| #302 | Rock Pops | 166 |
| #313 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 16 |
| #2087 | Valentine | 2 |
| #396 | Yummy Tummy bean | 511 |
| #1139 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #664 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 9 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #692 | atomic vector plotter | 3 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #631 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 3 |
| #437 | brine | 45 |
| #485 | candy cane | 76 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #406 | capacitor relay | 29 |
| #382 | carbon nanotube frame | 31 |
| #1338 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #663 | computronic processing unit | 3 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #415 | dill | 96 |
| #415 | eggnog | 42 |
| #836 | evil googly eye | 4 |
| #932 | evil teddy bear | 11 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #249 | fancy dress ball | 60 |
| #176 | fire | 34 |
| #334 | fruitcake | 66 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #482 | ghost cucumber | 93 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #512 | gingerbread bugbear | 46 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #375 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 8 |
| #657 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 3 |
| #553 | incredibly creepy marionette | 5 |
| #436 | ion grid | 28 |
| #692 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 3 |
| #506 | killer rag doll | 5 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #324 | logic synthesizer | 36 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #560 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 5 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #419 | portable corkscrew | 17 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #120 | prehistoric spear | 27 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #689 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
| #478 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 18 |
| #643 | recursive spline reticulator | 3 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #697 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 3 |
| #35 | [2108]rock | 136 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2790 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #682 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 3 |
| #2572 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #414 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #296 | spooky length of string | 41 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #265 | spooky wooden block | 28 |
| #41 | stick | 72 |
| #142 | stick-on-a-string | 27 |
| #549 | string of blue beads | 22 |
| #618 | string of green beads | 20 |
| #738 | string of red beads | 16 |
| #47 | stringy sinew | 167 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #4855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #860 | stuffed alien blob | 8 |
| #5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #5335 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #4324 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6838 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #6364 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4298 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #5742 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #3366 | stuffed mind flayer | 13 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #4288 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3262 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #6985 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #649 | sub-molecular interocitor | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #45 | tooth | 91 |
| #347 | toothsome rock | 30 |
| #612 | toy crazy train | 14 |
| #978 | toy mercenary | 5 |
| #1080 | toy ray gun | 6 |
| #1723 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #734 | tree-eating kite | 39 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #411 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 26 |
| #546 | vinegar | 73 |
| #111 | wheel | 28 |
| #239 | yo | 39 |