| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #524 | BGE shotglass | 16 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #139 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2,865 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbo crystal shards | 6 |
| #210 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #1168 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 3 |
| #149 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 12 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #592 | Crimbuck | 1,714 |
| #155 | DUFRESNE Suds | 18 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #470 | ammonite fossil | 9 |
| #1252 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 2 |
| #671 | asparagus knife | 5 |
| #572 | bananagate | 8 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #1445 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #232 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #488 | belemnite fossil | 8 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #171 | crystalline cheer | 628 |
| #1218 | dusty Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #215 | electrical thingamabob | 45 |
| #1619 | elven suicide capsule | 9 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #364 | fudgecule | 3,726 |
| #492 | green gummi ingot | 45 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #651 | kumquartz | 5 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #808 | lollipop stick | 7 |
| #667 | oversized pizza cutter | 3 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #580 | pearidot | 7 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #215 | phonics down | 424 |
| #115 | pile of Trainbot parts | 111 |
| #162 | ping-pong ball | 10 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #594 | strawberyl | 7 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1547 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #757 | tourmalime | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #495 | yellow gummi ingot | 45 |