| #236 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #68 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #25 | Crimbo crystal shards | 17 |
| #118 | Crimbo dinner | 2 |
| #23 | Crimbo food scraps | 458 |
| #31 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 105 |
| #62 | Crimbosmopolitan | 17 |
| #25 | Crimbow Rainbo | 3 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #14 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 11 |
| #112 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #55 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #103 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #158 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 7 |
| #75 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #51 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #68 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #101 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 77 |
| #138 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #119 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #80 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #95 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #13 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 11 |
| #125 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #144 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #73 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #137 | Elf Guard MPC | 1,401 |
| #46 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #41 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #106 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #60 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #105 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #77 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #72 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #96 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #104 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #72 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 11 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #43 | Gnollish autoplunger | 9 |
| #612 | Go-Wassail | 21 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #79 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #91 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #48 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #82 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 2 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #89 | Poison Oak trading card | 2 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #152 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #56 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #81 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #889 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 4 |
| #1197 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 7 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #159 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 4 |
| #885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #230 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 5 |
| #114 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #174 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #26 | Trainbot harness | 3 |
| #165 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #111 | Trainbot slag | 37 |
| #171 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #32 | Vodka Matryoshka | 7 |
| #181 | alien force field disruptor bean | 2 |
| #81 | alien protein powder | 2 |
| #79 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #72 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #58 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #13 | candied lime | 11 |
| #16 | cannonbomb | 42 |
| #47 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #49 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #403 | chloroform rag | 4 |
| #169 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 12 |
| #42 | cinnamon machine oil | 320 |
| #57 | cookie cookie | 7 |
| #140 | corned beet | 1 |
| #1211 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1218 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #34 | crystal Crimbo platter | 13 |
| #86 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 2 |
| #25 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 489 |
| #122 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
| #92 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #31 | free boots | 1 |
| #73 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #53 | gingerbread nylons | 11 |
| #89 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #172 | gingerbread robot | 5 |
| #78 | government cheese | 55 |
| #411 | green beer | 32 |
| #338 | green gummi ingot | 96 |
| #18 | grog nuts | 37 |
| #29 | groggipop | 1 |
| #207 | happiness | 12 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #16 | honey-drenched ham slice | 477 |
| #201 | hot date | 44 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #27 | hot wine | 11 |
| #118 | impure gasoline | 13 |
| #32 | industrially-crushed ice | 111 |
| #453 | java cookie | 2 |
| #8 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 3 |
| #80 | loaf of alien bread | 2 |
| #165 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #138 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 20 |
| #59 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #25 | military candy cane | 1 |
| #104 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #19 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 462 |
| #53 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #866 | mummy costume | 3 |
| #676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #18 | officer's nog | 69 |
| #8 | old-school pirate grog | 121 |
| #12 | overloaded Yule battery | 1 |
| #367 | panty raider camouflage | 2 |
| #74 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #27 | peppermint bomb | 11 |
| #33 | peppermint tack | 37 |
| #110 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
| #544 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #714 | petrified wood | 9 |
| #86 | phish stick | 12 |
| #134 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #135 | pile of Trainbot parts | 69 |
| #34 | ping-pong ball | 669 |
| #50 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #26 | pixel rock | 1 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #62 | portable steam unit | 2 |
| #89 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #18 | precision snowball | 69 |
| #787 | pumpkinhead mask | 6 |
| #53 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #101 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #341 | red gummi ingot | 97 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #29 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #41 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| 🥈 | rigging knot | 1 |
| #139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #107 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #212 | rusty metal ring | 2 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #140 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #75 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #397 | shingle | 11 |
| #4 | shipwright's hammer | 121 |
| #13 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 2 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #96 | space junk | 49 |
| #938 | spectral pickle | 5 |
| #871 | spooky bark | 4 |
| #797 | spooky sap | 7 |
| #30 | steamed oyster | 111 |
| #532 | stick of "gum" | 3 |
| #831 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 55 |
| #812 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 57 |
| #4519 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #880 | stuffed astral badger | 56 |
| #1039 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 49 |
| #917 | stuffed cocoabo | 51 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #1021 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 49 |
| #859 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 57 |
| #1036 | stuffed hand turkey | 48 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #854 | stuffed mind flayer | 57 |
| #1067 | stuffed scary death orb | 47 |
| #911 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 23 |
| #1081 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 46 |
| #1044 | stuffed snowy owl | 46 |
| #971 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 52 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #971 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 50 |
| #942 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 53 |
| #43 | sugarplum ration | 11 |
| #21 | sundae ration | 37 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #337 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 13 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #371 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 7 |
| #342 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 7 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #435 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 10 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 10 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #325 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 13 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #327 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 13 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 9 |
| #557 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 4 |
| #487 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #232 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 18 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #184 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 12 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 11 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #308 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 14 |
| #484 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 9 |
| #288 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 15 |
| #439 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 10 |
| #674 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 6 |
| #542 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 8 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #448 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 10 |
| #384 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 11 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #538 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 8 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #345 | tiny plastic fire servant | 7 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #357 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 12 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #600 | tiny plastic moneybee | 7 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #443 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 10 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic peacannon | 10 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #264 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 9 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #483 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 5 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #70 | trick coin | 1 |
| #46 | wet tack | 1 |
| #16 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 42 |
| #58 | whalecake | 1 |
| #24 | whalesteak | 37 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #130 | wind-up owl | 2 |
| #677 | wolfman mask | 8 |
| #335 | yellow gummi ingot | 98 |
| #35 | yule grog | 1 |