| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #378 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #237 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 4 |
| #148 | BGE pocket calendar | 5 |
| #248 | BGE shotglass | 24 |
| #235 | BGE temporary tattoo | 4 |
| #144 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 7 |
| #377 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #269 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #1519 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #19 | Brimstone Boxers | 2 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1165 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1038 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #136 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 5 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 7 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #32 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 2 |
| #22 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 3 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #294 | ammonite fossil | 16 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #77 | artisanal limoncello | 13 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #806 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #459 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #39 | crumbling rat skull | 21 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #74 | infernal toilet brush | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #706 | motivational poster | 5 |
| #123 | natty blue ascot | 3 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #440 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #551 | sleeping stocking | 4 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #931 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #505 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #438 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |