| #121 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 54 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #177 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 15 |
| #121 | Blood Light | 34 |
| #1394 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #876 | Corpse Island iced tea | 5 |
| #24 | Crimbot battery | 166 |
| #223 | Ecto-Cooler | 5 |
| #310 | Frosty's frosty mug | 5 |
| #580 | Go-Wassail | 25 |
| #173 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 29 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #88 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #55 | NPZR chemistry set | 114 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #444 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 3 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 2 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #355 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #707 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 2 |
| #687 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
| #224 | Silver Bullet beer | 11 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #151 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| #133 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 7 |
| #51 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 14 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #28 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 19 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 9 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #484 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 9 |
| #374 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 8 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #363 | Uncle Romulus | 3 |
| #11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #9 | Underworld sapling | 3 |
| #13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #86 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 73 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| 🥉 | abyssal battle plans | 1 |
| #80 | ammonite fossil | 74 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #24 | augmented-reality shades | 52 |
| #46 | bananagate | 108 |
| #67 | beautiful rainbow | 7 |
| #106 | belemnite fossil | 53 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #84 | blob of Alphredo™ | 6 |
| #116 | bottled day | 2 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #302 | candied bolts | 5 |
| #288 | candied nuts | 5 |
| #43 | candy cigarette | 66 |
| #72 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #47 | cold seal sweat | 33 |
| #210 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #134 | discocktail | 48 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #490 | extra-greasy slider | 3 |
| #144 | foetid seal tear | 44 |
| #71 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 7 |
| #160 | frozen banquet | 14 |
| #103 | giant red gummi ingot | 3 |
| #88 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 4 |
| #126 | green drunki-bear | 4 |
| #327 | green gummi ingot | 100 |
| #58 | handful of crafty noodles | 8 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #459 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 3 |
| #405 | jar of squeeze | 2 |
| #588 | jerky coins | 28 |
| #49 | kumquartz | 107 |
| #326 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #36 | pearidot | 133 |
| #321 | peppermint tailings | 14 |
| #147 | petit 4.1 | 5 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #114 | plain old beer | 2 |
| #186 | quantum taco | 191 |
| #338 | red gummi ingot | 98 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #137 | sandwich of the gods | 18 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| #207 | soy cordial | 3 |
| #146 | spirit blanket | 2 |
| #135 | spirit gum | 27 |
| #136 | spirit sheet | 2 |
| #59 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 9 |
| #87 | still-beating spleen | 9 |
| #43 | strawberyl | 120 |
| #64 | sturdy cane | 41 |
| #898 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #84 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 6 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #202 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #44 | tourmalime | 112 |
| #103 | trilobite fossil | 56 |
| #176 | unused walkie-talkie | 3 |
| #31 | warbear gyrocopter | 19 |
| #33 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 23 |
| #39 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 24 |
| #37 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 24 |
| #338 | yellow gummi ingot | 96 |