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| #405 | BRICKO brick | 10 |
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| #1395 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #358 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 3 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2016 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #106 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #131 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #309 | around the world | 5 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #362 | banana peel | 9 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #282 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 21 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| #462 | candy knuckles | 5 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #964 | cocoa egg | 3 |
| #733 | corpsedriver | 6 |
| #314 | decaying goldfish liver | 15 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #334 | divine blowout | 18 |
| #112 | diving muff | 1 |
| #2106 | duct tape | 2 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1560 | elven suicide capsule | 10 |
| #813 | empty agua de vida bottle | 70 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #544 | filthy lucre | 70 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #311 | gator skin | 20 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #627 | gloomy black mushroom | 5 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #694 | herringcello | 25 |
| #988 | hobo nickel | 36 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #97 | leftover Crimbo rations | 2 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1713 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #893 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #940 | penguin focaccia bread | 20 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #333 | pocketwatch on a chain | 8 |
| #835 | poison pen | 2 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #1455 | roasted marshmallow | 2 |
| #1245 | roll of toilet paper | 26 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #361 | sand dollar | 5 |
| #324 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 3 |
| #224 | sewer nuggets | 110 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1948 | spectre scepter | 10 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #486 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #2771 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #4855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #2908 | stuffed Meat | 2 |
| #5246 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #5275 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #2384 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #2734 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #2907 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2515 | stuffed treasure chest | 2 |
| #4895 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #50 | tainted seal's blood | 9 |
| #1221 | throwing wrench | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 6 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1269 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 7 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #177 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #415 | white rice | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |