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| #406 | BRICKO brick | 10 |
| #420 | BRICKO eye brick | 2 |
| #1397 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #358 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 3 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2016 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #107 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #131 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #210 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #139 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #306 | around the world | 5 |
| #4407 | badass belt | 7 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #362 | banana peel | 9 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #955 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #1498 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #282 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 21 |
| #2374 | brick | 2 |
| #461 | candy knuckles | 5 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #964 | cocoa egg | 3 |
| #736 | corpsedriver | 6 |
| #313 | decaying goldfish liver | 15 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #335 | divine blowout | 18 |
| #113 | diving muff | 1 |
| #2108 | duct tape | 2 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1560 | elven suicide capsule | 10 |
| #814 | empty agua de vida bottle | 70 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #545 | filthy lucre | 70 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #313 | gator skin | 20 |
| #986 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #630 | gloomy black mushroom | 5 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #696 | herringcello | 25 |
| #989 | hobo nickel | 36 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #97 | leftover Crimbo rations | 2 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #938 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #3074 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1709 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #894 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #940 | penguin focaccia bread | 20 |
| #308 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #333 | pocketwatch on a chain | 8 |
| #834 | poison pen | 2 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #1456 | roasted marshmallow | 2 |
| #1246 | roll of toilet paper | 26 |
| #2223 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #367 | sand dollar | 5 |
| #323 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 3 |
| #224 | sewer nuggets | 110 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1955 | spectre scepter | 10 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #487 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #2785 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #4868 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #2922 | stuffed Meat | 2 |
| #5256 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #5283 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #5189 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7882 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #5754 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #2392 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #5757 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #2744 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #2923 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #5815 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #5798 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5606 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #6999 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6286 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2528 | stuffed treasure chest | 2 |
| #4903 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #35 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #49 | tainted seal's blood | 9 |
| #1219 | throwing wrench | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2139 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2781 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3333 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 6 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1720 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1272 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 7 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #178 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #416 | white rice | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |