| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #16 | BRICKO eye brick | 5,119 |
| #1276 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #509 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 4 |
| #358 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 3 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #181 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 3 |
| #790 | CRIMBCO mug | 12 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| 🥈 | ChibiBuddy™ (on) | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #533 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #999 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #603 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 45 |
| #133 | Mark of the Skeleton | 1 |
| #25 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 40 |
| #1598 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #114 | Rock and Roll Legend | 19 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #20 | artisanal homebrew sampler | 1 |
| #1251 | badass belt | 44 |
| #499 | blue class ring | 4 |
| #1228 | bottle of goofballs | 20 |
| #1127 | brick | 24 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #796 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #549 | coconut shell | 42 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #47 | crusty hula hoop | 10 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #488 | dry noodles | 130 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #61 | festive sausage | 40 |
| #25 | flute of flat champagne | 1,034 |
| #44 | gearbox necklace | 14 |
| #804 | green clay bead | 4 |
| #694 | grue egg | 38 |
| #1464 | handful of confetti | 26 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #59 | holiday cheese log | 38 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #571 | little paper umbrella | 57 |
| #1138 | obsidian dagger | 14 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #615 | old sweatpants | 104 |
| #983 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #930 | pink clay bead | 2 |
| 🥈 | plain old beer | 104,393 |
| #88 | pool torpedo | 50 |
| #320 | red class ring | 36 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #214 | s'more | 87 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #447 | scrumptious reagent | 135 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #72 | spark plug earring | 10 |
| #1704 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #35 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #436 | turtle pheromones | 6 |
| #583 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 16 |
| #302 | vinegar | 129 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #275 | white class ring | 33 |
| #38 | woven baling wire bracelets | 16 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |