| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| π₯ | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #16 | BRICKO eye brick | 5,119 |
| #1274 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #509 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 4 |
| #358 | Bash-Εs boxtop | 3 |
| π₯ | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #181 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 3 |
| #790 | CRIMBCO mug | 12 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| π₯ | ChibiBuddyβ’ (on) | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #530 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| π₯ | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| π₯ | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #599 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 45 |
| #132 | Mark of the Skeleton | 1 |
| #25 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 40 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #113 | Rock and Roll Legend | 19 |
| π₯ | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #20 | artisanal homebrew sampler | 1 |
| #1252 | badass belt | 44 |
| #493 | blue class ring | 4 |
| #1226 | bottle of goofballs | 20 |
| #1126 | brick | 24 |
| π₯ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #791 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #544 | coconut shell | 42 |
| π₯ | control crystal | 1 |
| #47 | crusty hula hoop | 10 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #482 | dry noodles | 130 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #62 | festive sausage | 40 |
| #25 | flute of flat champagne | 1,034 |
| #44 | gearbox necklace | 14 |
| #799 | green clay bead | 4 |
| #690 | grue egg | 38 |
| #1457 | handful of confetti | 26 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #60 | holiday cheese log | 38 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #564 | little paper umbrella | 57 |
| #1141 | obsidian dagger | 14 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #608 | old sweatpants | 104 |
| #984 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #924 | pink clay bead | 2 |
| π₯ | plain old beer | 104,393 |
| #88 | pool torpedo | 50 |
| #309 | red class ring | 36 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #212 | s'more | 87 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #448 | scrumptious reagent | 135 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #72 | spark plug earring | 10 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #438 | turtle pheromones | 6 |
| #579 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 16 |
| #302 | vinegar | 129 |
| π₯ | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #269 | white class ring | 33 |
| #37 | woven baling wire bracelets | 16 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |