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RankItemQuantity
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
🥇Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#16BRICKO eye brick5,119
#1277Baron von Ratsworth's monocle9
#509Baron von Ratsworth's tophat4
#356Bash-ÅŒs boxtop3
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#181CRIMBCO lanyard3
#790CRIMBCO mug12
#1938CRIMBCO wine1
🥈ChibiBuddy™ (on)1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#533Copper Alpha of Sincerity4
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
🥈Fuzzby1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#1001Instant Karma2
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
🥈Krampus Horn1
#605Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet45
#133Mark of the Skeleton1
#25Orange Star of Sacrifice40
#1599Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster2
#114Rock and Roll Legend19
🥇Time Lord Badge of Honor1
#39Time Lord Participation Mug1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#20artisanal homebrew sampler1
#1251badass belt44
#499blue class ring4
#1229bottle of goofballs20
#1130brick24
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#799bunny liver2
#555coconut shell42
🥉control crystal1
#47crusty hula hoop10
#1025daisy1
#495dry noodles130
#1480enchanted leopard-print barbell2
#61festive sausage40
#25flute of flat champagne1,034
#44gearbox necklace14
#806green clay bead4
#694grue egg38
#1463handful of confetti26
#1679heart of the volcano1
#59holiday cheese log38
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#576little paper umbrella57
#1137obsidian dagger14
#91odor extractor1
#615old sweatpants104
#982personalized coffee mug1
#931pink clay bead2
🥈plain old beer104,393
#88pool torpedo50
#319red class ring36
#553right half of a heart necklace1
#214s'more87
#1705sandwich of the gods2
#447scrumptious reagent135
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#72spark plug earring10
#1705stainless steel slacks2
#35sushi-rolling mat1
#436turtle pheromones6
#584vertebra of the Bonerdagon16
#302vinegar129
🥇wand of fudge control1
#276white class ring33
#38woven baling wire bracelets16
#844wrench bracelet2

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