| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #342 | Argarggagarg's fang | 5 |
| #84 | BGE merchandise order form | 45 |
| #136 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 15 |
| #1164 | CRIMBCO scrip | 35 |
| #141 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 2 |
| #381 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 20 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #153 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 26 |
| #186 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 19 |
| #196 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 16 |
| #171 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 8 |
| #159 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 25 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 5 |
| #156 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 25 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 8 |
| #208 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 14 |
| #1154 | Crimbuck | 441 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #29 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 332 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #147 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 2 |
| #269 | Heimandatz's heart | 6 |
| #417 | Instant Karma | 14 |
| #374 | Jocko Homo's head | 5 |
| #33 | LOLmec statuette | 2 |
| #61 | Mark of the Bugbear | 5 |
| #36 | Mark of the Ghost | 8 |
| #59 | Mark of the Skeleton | 5 |
| #58 | Mark of the Vampire | 5 |
| #43 | Mark of the Werewolf | 7 |
| #41 | Mark of the Zombie | 6 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #216 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 14 |
| #292 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 13 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #296 | Workytime Tea | 8 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #668 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #93 | blood-drive sticker | 1 |
| #33 | bottle of Blank-Out | 480 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #101 | burst hellseal brain | 108 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #73 | commemorative war stein | 1,171 |
| #176 | crumbling rat skull | 3 |
| #83 | fancy seashell necklace | 404 |
| #248 | fistful of ashes | 14 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #521 | peanut brittle shield | 3 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #10 | rocky raccoon | 37,313 |
| #1312 | roll of toilet paper | 23 |
| #642 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| #94 | shredded hellseal hide | 110 |
| #82 | silver face paint | 1 |
| #316 | solid gold bowling ball | 59 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #527 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 84 |
| #1087 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 44 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #866 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 54 |
| #541 | stuffed Meat | 87 |
| #1046 | stuffed angry cow | 47 |
| #852 | stuffed astral badger | 57 |
| #1196 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 43 |
| #751 | stuffed cocoabo | 60 |
| #776 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 62 |
| #1035 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 48 |
| #742 | stuffed hand turkey | 64 |
| #352 | stuffed key | 157 |
| #992 | stuffed mind flayer | 51 |
| #528 | stuffed mink | 88 |
| #530 | stuffed monocle | 90 |
| #899 | stuffed scary death orb | 55 |
| #326 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 61 |
| #1050 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 47 |
| #1016 | stuffed snowy owl | 47 |
| #2555 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #1456 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #971 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 50 |
| #476 | stuffed teddy butler | 98 |
| #458 | stuffed tin of caviar | 99 |
| #389 | stuffed treasure chest | 146 |
| #4895 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #364 | tip jar | 2 |
| #118 | torn hellseal sinew | 72 |
| #869 | useless powder | 65 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |