| #660 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #349 | Argarggagarg's fang | 5 |
| #84 | BGE merchandise order form | 45 |
| #137 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 15 |
| #1162 | CRIMBCO scrip | 35 |
| #142 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 2 |
| #381 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 20 |
| #673 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #152 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 26 |
| #185 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 19 |
| #195 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 16 |
| #172 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 8 |
| #157 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 25 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 5 |
| #155 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 25 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 8 |
| #208 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 14 |
| #1154 | Crimbuck | 441 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #192 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #29 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 332 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #148 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 2 |
| #269 | Heimandatz's heart | 6 |
| #423 | Instant Karma | 14 |
| #377 | Jocko Homo's head | 5 |
| #34 | LOLmec statuette | 2 |
| #63 | Mark of the Bugbear | 5 |
| #37 | Mark of the Ghost | 8 |
| #60 | Mark of the Skeleton | 5 |
| #59 | Mark of the Vampire | 5 |
| #44 | Mark of the Werewolf | 7 |
| #42 | Mark of the Zombie | 6 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #752 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #919 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #953 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #169 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #223 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 14 |
| #293 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 13 |
| #2348 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #294 | Workytime Tea | 8 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #682 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #93 | blood-drive sticker | 1 |
| #33 | bottle of Blank-Out | 480 |
| #7459 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #104 | burst hellseal brain | 108 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #78 | commemorative war stein | 1,171 |
| #175 | crumbling rat skull | 3 |
| #84 | fancy seashell necklace | 404 |
| #249 | fistful of ashes | 14 |
| #1038 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #3898 | grue egg | 3 |
| #5197 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1430 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #668 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #517 | peanut brittle shield | 3 |
| #1408 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #10 | rocky raccoon | 37,313 |
| #1314 | roll of toilet paper | 23 |
| #638 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| #95 | shredded hellseal hide | 110 |
| #82 | silver face paint | 1 |
| #319 | solid gold bowling ball | 59 |
| #1225 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #534 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 84 |
| #1098 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 44 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #873 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 54 |
| #548 | stuffed Meat | 87 |
| #1052 | stuffed angry cow | 47 |
| #856 | stuffed astral badger | 57 |
| #1200 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 43 |
| #760 | stuffed cocoabo | 60 |
| #782 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 62 |
| #1041 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 48 |
| #745 | stuffed hand turkey | 64 |
| #359 | stuffed key | 157 |
| #1001 | stuffed mind flayer | 51 |
| #535 | stuffed mink | 88 |
| #539 | stuffed monocle | 90 |
| #901 | stuffed scary death orb | 55 |
| #331 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 61 |
| #1056 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 47 |
| #1021 | stuffed snowy owl | 47 |
| #2564 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #1459 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #976 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 50 |
| #484 | stuffed teddy butler | 98 |
| #464 | stuffed tin of caviar | 99 |
| #395 | stuffed treasure chest | 146 |
| #4903 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #957 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #930 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #633 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #935 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #947 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #593 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #953 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #569 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #950 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #567 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #175 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #364 | tip jar | 2 |
| #120 | torn hellseal sinew | 72 |
| #868 | useless powder | 65 |
| #1823 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #429 | wonderwall shield | 1 |