| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #134 | BGE merchandise order form | 32 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #716 | CRIMBCO mug | 14 |
| #710 | CRIMBCO scrip | 180 |
| #403 | CRIMBCO wine | 19 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1604 | Crimbuck | 120 |
| #536 | Daffy Taffy | 55 |
| #500 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 12 |
| #530 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #487 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1393 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 25 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1392 | Rock Pops | 26 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #224 | Steal This Candy | 10 |
| #645 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 63 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #23 | Wolfman Nardz | 81 |
| #794 | Yummy Tummy bean | 226 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #381 | bath ball gift set | 13 |
| #74 | battered Crimbo Crate | 240 |
| #250 | bottle of Blank-Out | 50 |
| #296 | bowl of fishysoisse | 3 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #462 | candy knuckles | 5 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #333 | chocolate cigar | 5 |
| #28 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 74 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #217 | concentrated garbage juice | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #323 | deadly lampshade | 3 |
| #189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #369 | dusty Crimbo crate | 30 |
| #609 | elven suicide capsule | 27 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #587 | extra-greasy slider | 2 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #10 | flyest of shirts | 13 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #27 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 81 |
| #34 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 38 |
| #26 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 83 |
| #18 | hair of the calf | 23 |
| #1646 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #519 | herringcello | 29 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #609 | lewd playing card | 3 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #83 | live lobster | 15 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #238 | marzipan skull | 65 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #296 | motivational poster | 14 |
| #28 | mulled cider | 67 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #296 | passable elf mask | 12 |
| #987 | penguin focaccia bread | 19 |
| #166 | petrified wood | 65 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #59 | portable photocopier | 100 |
| #274 | ribbon candy | 3 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #316 | sleeping stocking | 9 |
| #40 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 5 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #327 | slow jam collection | 13 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #871 | spooky bark | 4 |
| #856 | spooky sap | 4 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #21 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 90 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #25 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 77 |
| #4519 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #376 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 45 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #353 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #343 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #496 | wad of cotton | 5 |