| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #134 | BGE merchandise order form | 32 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #717 | CRIMBCO mug | 14 |
| #708 | CRIMBCO scrip | 180 |
| #402 | CRIMBCO wine | 19 |
| #1704 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1605 | Crimbuck | 120 |
| #537 | Daffy Taffy | 55 |
| #502 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 12 |
| #528 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #488 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #132 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1390 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 25 |
| #630 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1390 | Rock Pops | 26 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #225 | Steal This Candy | 10 |
| #647 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 63 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #23 | Wolfman Nardz | 81 |
| #794 | Yummy Tummy bean | 226 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #382 | bath ball gift set | 13 |
| #74 | battered Crimbo Crate | 240 |
| #250 | bottle of Blank-Out | 50 |
| #296 | bowl of fishysoisse | 3 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #704 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #460 | candy knuckles | 5 |
| #803 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #334 | chocolate cigar | 5 |
| #28 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 74 |
| #3277 | club necklace | 1 |
| #217 | concentrated garbage juice | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #323 | deadly lampshade | 3 |
| #188 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #3289 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #370 | dusty Crimbo crate | 30 |
| #611 | elven suicide capsule | 27 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #592 | extra-greasy slider | 2 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #10 | flyest of shirts | 13 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #29 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 81 |
| #34 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 38 |
| #26 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 83 |
| #17 | hair of the calf | 23 |
| #1651 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #520 | herringcello | 29 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #608 | lewd playing card | 3 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #83 | live lobster | 15 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #239 | marzipan skull | 65 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #296 | motivational poster | 14 |
| #28 | mulled cider | 67 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #296 | passable elf mask | 12 |
| #988 | penguin focaccia bread | 19 |
| #165 | petrified wood | 65 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #58 | portable photocopier | 100 |
| #274 | ribbon candy | 3 |
| #2800 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2770 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2738 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2421 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #316 | sleeping stocking | 9 |
| #38 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 5 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #330 | slow jam collection | 13 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3322 | spade necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #870 | spooky bark | 4 |
| #856 | spooky sap | 4 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #21 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 90 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #25 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 77 |
| #4528 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #376 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 45 |
| #1964 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #353 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 3 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #1548 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #497 | wad of cotton | 5 |