| #504 | BURT | 19 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #766 | Crimbuck | 1,076 |
| #456 | FDKOL commendation | 370 |
| #17 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #850 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #670 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 3 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #509 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #79 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #66 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1215 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #186 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 2 |
| #313 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #1036 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakachu | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #104 | badass pie | 1 |
| #912 | barrrnacle | 12 |
| #352 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #4255 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #92 | electrical thingamabob | 178 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #227 | fossilized demon skull | 2 |
| #1415 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #1913 | grue egg | 12 |
| #11 | holiday log | 47 |
| #128 | hunk of granite | 15 |
| #51 | metal meteoroid | 16 |
| #9 | mime army shotglass | 5 |
| #318 | mime soul fragment | 9 |
| #2044 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #258 | paperclip | 187 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #624 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #52 | protection stick | 54 |
| #578 | red gummi ingot | 31 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #138 | silent B | 1 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #64 | silent G | 1 |
| #135 | silent H | 1 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #149 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #69 | silent N | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #212 | silent P | 1 |
| #87 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #64 | silent U | 1 |
| #75 | silent V | 1 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #121 | silent Z | 1 |
| #359 | sleeping stocking | 8 |
| #137 | smoked potsherd | 7 |
| #418 | smoking grass | 43 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #59 | stomach turnover | 2 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #828 | trilobite fossil | 2 |
| #483 | volcanic ash | 3 |
| #533 | warbear whosit | 25 |