| #86 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 30 |
| #219 | Blood Light | 20 |
| #29 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 40 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #1264 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #1127 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #1214 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #915 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #1652 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #225 | Ecto-Cooler | 5 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #934 | Jack-in-the-box | 3 |
| #880 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #2321 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #784 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 4 |
| #296 | NPZR chemistry set | 12 |
| #50 | Nightstalker perfume | 50 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #31 | Silver Bullet beer | 55 |
| #92 | The Cooler Out of Space | 30 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #125 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #4724 | badass belt | 6 |
| #806 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| #338 | bite-me-red lipstick | 40 |
| #863 | black-and-blue light | 2 |
| #812 | blue plasma ball | 4 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #56 | candy kneecapping stick | 25 |
| #60 | candy knuckles | 25 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #153 | corrupted data | 150 |
| #249 | dense meat stack | 1,337 |
| #1595 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #446 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #21 | drum of pomade | 45 |
| #3661 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1635 | fancy chocolate car | 5 |
| #429 | fudge lily | 10 |
| #595 | fudgecule | 1,000 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #144 | ghost protocol | 5 |
| #349 | ghostly body paint | 10 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #241 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #2518 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #255 | handful of honey | 20 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1045 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #56 | licorice garrote | 25 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #693 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #703 | motivational poster | 5 |
| #174 | necrotizing body spray | 55 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #2029 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #137 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #663 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #403 | personalized birthday cake | 4 |
| #869 | personalized coffee mug | 6 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #369 | press-on ribs | 15 |
| #222 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #649 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #1763 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2225 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1841 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2126 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2233 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #184 | squirming egg sac | 85 |
| #7 | stick of "gum" | 1,018 |
| #735 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 4 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #757 | toast | 1,000 |
| #397 | wad of cotton | 7 |
| #101 | whisker pencil | 85 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |