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| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #33 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 3 |
| #18 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 16 |
| #80 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 7 |
| #29 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 2 |
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| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #46 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
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| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
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| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
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| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
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| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #169 | Kissin' Cousins | 5 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #79 | Let Me Be! | 11 |
| #30 | Maxing, Relaxing | 15 |
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| #32 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 25 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #372 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
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| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #31 | Prelude of Precision | 3 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #84 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 10 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #67 | Summer Nights | 10 |
| #36 | Tales from the Fireside | 12 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #18 | Travels with Jerry | 21 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #184 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
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| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #293 | bed of coals | 3 |
| #8 | bitter pill | 17 |
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| #1171 | bottle of goofballs | 21 |
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| 🥉 | bottle of ultravitamins | 562 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #530 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| #170 | concentrated garbage juice | 5 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #55 | corncob pipe | 21 |
| #67 | cup of infinite pencils | 17 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #135 | deadly lampshade | 7 |
| #67 | dirty hobo gloves | 500 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
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| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #374 | extra-greasy slider | 5 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
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| #189 | flamin' bindle | 4 |
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| #324 | freezin' bindle | 2 |
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| #3236 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #405 | jar of squeeze | 2 |
| #206 | lewd playing card | 12 |
| #23 | lucky bottlecap | 34 |
| 🥈 | neurostim pill | 974 |
| #27 | panhandle panhandling hat | 31 |
| #12 | patent antipsychotics | 561 |
| 🥉 | physiostim pill | 2,956 |
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| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #250 | sleazy bindle | 3 |
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| #2222 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 9 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
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| #1748 | stuffed Meat | 17 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
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| #1315 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
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| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2518 | stuffed key | 2 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
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| #2328 | stuffed mink | 7 |
| #2227 | stuffed monocle | 9 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #3413 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1849 | stuffed teddy butler | 15 |
| #2086 | stuffed tin of caviar | 11 |
| #2515 | stuffed treasure chest | 2 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #165 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 4 |
| #61 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 100 |
| #93 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 60 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 59 |
| #62 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 49 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 81 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 45 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 57 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 158 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #33 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 178 |
| #37 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 174 |
| #54 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 34 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 2 |
| #56 | tiny plastic Felonia | 53 |
| #82 | tiny plastic G Imp | 68 |
| #80 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 71 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 73 |
| #60 | tiny plastic Hellion | 84 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 84 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #69 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 47 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 76 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 78 |
| #57 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 84 |
| #55 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 93 |
| #7 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 4 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 76 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 87 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 2 |
| #66 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 79 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 71 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Susie | 2 |
| #95 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 39 |
| #91 | tiny plastic The Man | 35 |
| #67 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 85 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 46 |
| #76 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 76 |
| #67 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 37 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 83 |
| #86 | tiny plastic angry goat | 151 |
| #68 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 76 |
| #59 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 91 |
| #74 | tiny plastic astronomer | 80 |
| #67 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 176 |
| #73 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 173 |
| #61 | tiny plastic beanbat | 91 |
| #43 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 44 |
| #89 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 146 |
| #64 | tiny plastic blooper | 73 |
| #71 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 77 |
| #58 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 87 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 165 |
| #77 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 148 |
| #50 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 65 |
| #63 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 85 |
| #65 | tiny plastic demoninja | 86 |
| #56 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 51 |
| #58 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 91 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #69 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 74 |
| #76 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 72 |
| #66 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 79 |
| #90 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 65 |
| #78 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 165 |
| #79 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 166 |
| #74 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 170 |
| #79 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 73 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic goth giant | 102 |
| #86 | tiny plastic grue | 146 |
| #71 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 76 |
| #53 | tiny plastic hermit | 42 |
| #114 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 133 |
| #77 | tiny plastic killer bee | 172 |
| #77 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 75 |
| #75 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 169 |
| #100 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 126 |
| #68 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 71 |
| #79 | tiny plastic mosquito | 156 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 57 |
| #89 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 33 |
| #17 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 2 |
| #82 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 159 |
| #90 | tiny plastic sauceror | 32 |
| #65 | tiny plastic scary clown | 89 |
| #64 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 38 |
| #71 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 75 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #93 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 66 |
| #67 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 84 |
| #86 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 152 |
| #66 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 87 |
| #72 | tiny plastic stab bat | 172 |
| #64 | tiny plastic star starfish | 169 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #33 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 173 |
| #68 | tiny plastic taco cat | 84 |
| #79 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 66 |
| #66 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 40 |
| #64 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 88 |
| #59 | tiny plastic warwelf | 72 |
| #70 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 79 |
| #99 | tiny plastic zmobie | 54 |
| #9 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 231 |
| #226 | voodoo snuff | 7 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |