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| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
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| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #2124 | Crimbuck | 27 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #209 | Ent cider | 60 |
| #1272 | Feynman gate | 4 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #629 | Mad Train wine | 111 |
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| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #278 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 11 |
| #1209 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 33 |
| #1177 | Rock Pops | 36 |
| #1087 | Senior Mints | 2 |
| #245 | Snow Queen Crown | 11 |
| #402 | Steal This Candy | 4 |
| #848 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1172 | Yummy Tummy bean | 128 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #273 | astral mushroom | 42 |
| #996 | astronaut pants | 6 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1291 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #498 | borg sock monkey | 3 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #224 | candied kobold | 14 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1461 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #384 | crazy little Turkish delight | 25 |
| #593 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1004 | fruitcake | 19 |
| #189 | ga-ga radio | 17 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1919 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2060 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
| #58 | magical mystery juice | 1,090 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #56 | party hat | 200 |
| #619 | pixellated candy heart | 19 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #451 | roasted marshmallow | 62 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1974 | rogue swarmer | 28 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1842 | sawblade fragment | 29 |
| #444 | skeleton key | 10 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #276 | stuffed doppelshifter | 54 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1661 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 11 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1007 | synthetic stuffing | 2 |
| #757 | teddy borg | 10 |
| #1323 | theoretical string | 2 |
| #355 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 41 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #2781 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #3156 | toast | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #1580 | towel | 2 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1175 | toy hoverpad | 5 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2320 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |