| #640 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #71 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #499 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #851 | CRIMBCO mug | 11 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #677 | CRIMBCO wine | 11 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #369 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #156 | Frosty's frosty mug | 11 |
| #132 | GOTO | 3 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #209 | Red Pill | 2 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #230 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #219 | brine | 83 |
| #407 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #114 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 17 |
| #326 | dill | 115 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #15 | essential tofu | 49 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #206 | fudgecule | 12,346 |
| #386 | ghost cucumber | 112 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #196 | guy made of bee pollen | 16 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #209 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| #138 | intriguing puzzle box | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #48 | jerky coins | 500 |
| #417 | lollipop stick | 101 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #971 | really dense meat stack | 5 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #1226 | solid gold bowling ball | 9 |
| #250 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #350 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #484 | squirming egg sac | 17 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #36 | velcro boots | 1 |
| #413 | vinegar | 98 |