| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #72 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #503 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #851 | CRIMBCO mug | 11 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #677 | CRIMBCO wine | 11 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #371 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #157 | Frosty's frosty mug | 11 |
| #132 | GOTO | 3 |
| #602 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #254 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #1229 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #208 | Red Pill | 2 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #232 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1054 | box | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #219 | brine | 83 |
| #407 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #114 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 17 |
| #326 | dill | 115 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #15 | essential tofu | 49 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #208 | fudgecule | 12,346 |
| #386 | ghost cucumber | 112 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #198 | guy made of bee pollen | 16 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #209 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| #138 | intriguing puzzle box | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #49 | jerky coins | 500 |
| #417 | lollipop stick | 101 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #973 | really dense meat stack | 5 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1269 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #1228 | solid gold bowling ball | 9 |
| #252 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #352 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #484 | squirming egg sac | 17 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #36 | velcro boots | 1 |
| #413 | vinegar | 98 |